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Spitfire: What even is this?

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Spitfire: What even is this?

High Winds: Why would someone want this? Ponies out there are so STRANGE. 

Thunderlane: Considering how someone wanted Daisy to have a heart attack, I don't find it weird at all.

Misty Fly: *snickers* Yeah, that was really funny.

Soarin: But I don't get it.

Spitfire: Someone should explain this to me.

Rainbow Dash: *rolls eyes* Basically you're the prey, Spitfire. Clipper will hunt you and you try to escape from death. Because that's what a zebra would do, it's LOGIC. 

Wave Chill: *claps* So Clipper's going to eat Spitfire. 

Rainbow Dash: No, that would be cannibalism. 

Wave Chill: How do you even know what cannibalism is! You're only 13!

Rainbow Dash: I've fought evil forces! I know a lot more than you do, BUDDY BOY SPLASH FACE. 

Wave Chill: *groans* I hate my nickname.

Rainbow Dash: You're lucky. Also, Clipper, you should be roaring like a lion and hunting Spitfire. 

Soarin: Okay. RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I COME TO FEED OFF OF YOUR FACE!

Wonderbolts: *dies*

Soarin: What!?

Fleetfoot: Nothing, continue your role play. 

Spitfire: Whoa. I'm so scared of the....Terrifying Clipper Beast. 

I'm dying lmao. 

Soarin runs at Spitfire and Spitfire runs away. Soarin does a weird ROAR again and tackles Spitfire to the ground.

Soarin: NOW I SHALL EAT YOU! *evil laugh*

Spitfire: *pinned and upset* So you're a cannibal? You're going to eat my flesh? Rip me chunk from chunk? *smacks face*

Soarin: *Smacks Spitfire and OMG HE JUST BROKE THE LAW* YES! I AM A CANNIBAL! 

Spitfire: OHMAGWAD RUN! *slides away and runs away, thinking he's actually going to eat her* 

Fleetfoot: *claps sarcastically* Whoa-you somehow managed to scare the living heck out of Spitfire. 

Soarin: *advances* 

Misty Fly: What are you doing, Clipper also known as a weird lion pony? 

Blaze: Wait, didn't the dare say Clipper had to be a lion for the rest of the day?

Thunderlane: BYE! 

Surprise: So Clipper's going to eat us? 

Soarin: YES! *lunges at them* 

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