Twenty One

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Welcome back everyone! I'm just going to say, YAS I AM OFFICIALLY BACK! But my updates are going to be few and far in between because of school, but I will hopefully be posting a lot.

(Swearing Warning⚠️

(Also a fair warning, most of this chapter is a bunch of nonsense) 

(Also a fair warning, most of this chapter is a bunch of nonsense) 

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Spitfire: Uh....

Wave Chill: *throws arms up in celebration* HELL YAS!

Misty Fly & Blaze: *speaks in gibberish* 

Soarin: *pats Wave Chill on the head* Calm down, Blissy Boy. 

Wave Chill: Who? *frowns*

Fleetfoot: Here we go-

Soarin: YOU, IDIOT! 

Wave Chill: biSH! Get your-

Spitfire: Ahem, THIS IS  A FAMILY FRIENDLY BOOK! 

Wave Chill & Soarin: A book? What book?

Spitfire: Your mom.

Soarin: The fuck? You doing okay, Spitty? 

Surprise: She eats bugs.

Rainbow Dash: *head snaps up* UM, WHAT? YOU EAT BUGS? YOU DOING OKAY OVER THERE, SPITFIRE? IS YOUR HOUSEHOLD DOING OKAY? ARE YA LOW ON FOOD? *wheezes to a stop* 

High Winds: Alright, Crash, take a-

Rainbow Dash: YOU CAN'T EAT BUGS! *more wheezing and coughing*

Surprise: O.o

Fleetfoot: Crathh, don't choke. 

Misty Fly: Yeah, seriously, don't.

Rainbow Dash: *coughs* 

Lightning Streak: STOP COUGHING, CHILD! 

Silver Zoom: Slowpoke - what did you do to Crash....? 

Surprise: I said Spitfire eats-

Fire Streak: *whacks Surprise in the muzzle* Hush, hush, hush.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MEH WHAT IS GOING ON? 

(Sometime Later....)

Blaze: *stands in front of a wall in a inky black room in front of a flashlight that illuminates her shadow* These fellow ponies need to specific WHERE the kiss should EXACTLY happen. So, yah know - *gets dead serious*  there are no *narrows gaze* byyyyyyypassers. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Misty Fly: You drunk or something? 

Blaze: Ugh, it's called having fun. *stares at Misty, until, suddenly, she rears back and brings her hooves crashing down just a few feet away from Misty* RRRRRRAGHAHAHAH!!! 

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