Guys... I have 7 frick fracking assessments and tests all due at the beginning of the week next week, and I don't know shit about science. Let me know if y'all want a POV of Tsukahiro, I'm thinking of doing it, but I don't want to expand the POVs too much.
The second we entered the house, I pulled Tanjiro into his room without a moment's hesitation and lock the door.
"I'm sorry, are you mad because I talked to them?" Tanjiro asked.
"No. I mean a little, but that's not what is aggravating me at the moment. I need to find a way to get rid of that Tukahiro bitch. She's driving me mad!" I told Tanjiro to calm him down, even though he was never scared. "Douma. Akaza. Get your asses out here this instant."
"Yes, master." Both said in unison.
"Keep an eye on Tsukahiro whenever she leaves the house, and it out without me," I ordered.
"Yes." Akaza replied.
"Ooh, what do we have here? It's a human." Douma's eyes widened. "It's the hanafuda earrings boy! Are you giving him to me as a gift? Master, that's so sweet!" As Douma started going in for a hug, I glared at him.
"Who's food?" I asked menacingly.
"The young boy...?" His eyes widened once more. "Oh! Master is in love with this boy! A human boy at that! Invite me to your wedding! Let me observe you guys having sex! It won't be hard I promise! You guys won't even notice me!"
Tanjiro's eyes widened as he turned beet red. "Um. I'm sorry master, I'm not following. Is this demon using code for something? He seems to be saying crazy things."
"What? He's still calling you master? When you guys are basically a swell old married couple?" Douma hops over to Tanjiro and holds his hands. "You. I love you. Call master Muzan 'babe'. That's what humans use right now, right? Call him babe! Master Muzan even told me himself that he loved you!" I caught Tanjiro furiously blushing, and holding his breath. "Ohmygod! You're so cute! I just want to eat you cute little thing. Not actually, 'cause you know, it would be a shame if such an adorable thing were gone, and Master Muzan would murder me. But you do look delicious!"
"Douma!" I snapped. "Tanjiro will be eaten by no one."
"Master! You should turn Tanjiro into a demon, and then You and Tanjiro can be married forever, and Tanjiro and I will be the best of friends!" Douma kept going.
"Douma. You talk too much." I look over to the Tanjiro tat was on the verge of fainting, and turned back to Douma. "Tanjiro is very much uncomfortable. Go take my order, and do your job."
"Yessir!" I didn't miss Douma winking at Tanjiro.
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🌸Taken🌸
Fanfic⚠️Warning: This is my first story⚠️ Having had his family slaughtered by a demon, Tanjiro is determined to hunt down Muzan and kill him. As he trains alongside his friends Zenitsu, Inosuke, and the demon slayer pillars, something unexpected happens...
