I Know A Guy...

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2 weeks after I had told Tony about it, I admitted we had time. Tony freaked out on me saying I was the reason he hadn't gotten any sleep for the past five days. But we all know he would have found some other excuse to do so anyway.

So I didn't take it to heart. Loki however had a field day with Tony's reaction. He would not stop laughing at the Genius's naivety.

I expect we have at least 7 years until she turns sixteen. So we should be okay until then, but what of her well being? Is she being treated okay? I mean she technically isn't a type of monster... She's technically human so they should treat her well, right?

I was sitting on the sofa in the main lounge area and was so consumed by my thoughts that I didn't hear Natasha and Wanda approach me.

They each took a seat by me and the sudden movement startled me out of my thoughts.

"Hey Ell, What are you thinking of?" Asked Wanda.

Somehow within the last two weeks we had gained some sort of understanding. Especially when I returned from visiting my families grave.

Apparently I had been thinking too loud and had projected my thoughts. She could see what had happened in the past and how I had an entire village's blood on my hands.

Since then she had tried to be more friendly.

"I'm okay Wanda, just thinking."

"Obviously since we just asked what you were thinking about..." Nat chuckled, rolling her eyes.

Wanda chuckled too.

"Oh... I was just wondering why they'd take her now, I mean she doesn't really have the ability to destroy us or bring us together until she turns sixteen...."

"Maybe they want to convince her and bring her to their side?..." Wanda said.
"I know HYDRA had convinced me and my brother, that they were the good guys. So we volunteered our services..."

"Or they could brainwash her and torture her until she submits... like they did to me in... The Red Room...." Nat spoke of her past with a solemn expression.

Wanda gave Nat a pointed look, as if saying, 'really?! Like that is going to make her feel any better?!'

"I'm just saying how it is.. or how it could be. After all we don't know what they're doing to her."

"Exactly that's why we need to find her as soon as possible... or at least find out how they're treating her."

"Well then we'd need a guy to find and infiltrate the organization and or take them all out and rescue the girl..." Nat said.

"If that's the case, I know just the guy..." I said leaving them in suspense, as I walked away to steal somebody's phone.

I called him, three or four times... they didn't pick up.

-unknown POV-

I was being the badass I am and was taking guys down left and right.

"Oh I'm sorry! You were saying?"

Another guy screamed.

"Oh? Don't kill you?"

I sliced his head off and it rolled.

"Oops!"

I got out my guns and began shooting the rest of the guys, a dude came out of nowhere and sliced my left hand off.

"Aww come on! Do you know how long that's gonna take to grow back?!" I pulled the trigger, and shot the guy right in his nutters.

"Take that motherfucker!" Suddenly my phone rang as five more guys surrounded me.

"Hold on a minute will ya, sorry guys let's just pause this for now..."

*Screen pauses*

"Thanks author guy!"

'Bro why you alway breakin the fourth wall?!'

"Why you alway Lyin, lyin!!" He sang.
Then cleared his throat. "It's my job, aaaannd cuz I can!"

'And I'm a girl!'

"Well then thanks author woman!" He said waving at the screen.

(Just imagine there is one....)

"Wait there's no screen?! Then who am I talking to?!... oh? Readers? Wait that's not in the script!" He put his hands on his head and whined.

"Play MOVIE!" He yells like a child.

*screen plays*

"Anywaaaay..." he picks up the phone and puts it on speaker. "Hello you've reached the life model decoy of Tony Stank, please leave a message at the tone! Just kidding! Okay okay seriously though leave a message after the tone! Fuck!shit!bitch! Oops there was supposed to be a beep. Like come on producers where are the censors?! Oh there it is- BEEP..."

"Hey wade, even though I know your probably actually on the phone pretending to be your voicemail, I've got a job for you, I'll be at your place in half an hour, whatever your doing make it quick." She hangs up as he puts the phone away

"Welp you heard the lady, guys, time to wrap this up." He shoots them all down and blows the smoke from his gun.

"Another one bites the dust!"

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