A Little Blood (SLOW UPDATES)

Spideypool or nah?!

I waited at the busted up place Wade called an apartment. It had been quite sometime since I'd visited him. Especially after the whole deal with... Vanessa.

Really did a number on him....

So I sat on the steps, waiting for the asswhole who was probably God knows where.

Suddenly somebody did a triple backflip and landed in front of me, he took his mask off.

"Wassup Ellie! Long time no see! Come on in!" He said kicking the door down.
"Can I get you anything? Water? Coke?"

He went to the fridge.

He didn't wait for an answer. "Beer it is! Or vodka? Yeah you're right! Vodka sounds better!"

He hopped over the couch and flipped down. He pat the seat next to him, and handed me a bottle.

I popped the cap off and took a gulp.

"So what do ya need? A suitcase full of Grenades? An assassination? A truckload of tortillas?"

I laughed. "No, I need you to find somebody."

"Oooh who is it? A lost lover? A secret sibling? Or or! Your super secret kid that you've never told anyone about cuz they're more powerful than you and you're jealous?!"

I spewed out my drink.

"What?! No! I need you to find a kid. Her name is Isabella Montgomery Conaway. She's being held captive by an organization called TODEMS."

"Oh I know them! They took down my friend Cisco for illegal alien immigration and stuff. Yeah he was building rocket ships to send em back home. And finding homes for em here on earth too."

"Uh Okay?..." I said taking another gulp. "Can you find her or not?"

"Eh I'll need some time.... oooh is that what I think that is?"

"What where?" I Ask.

He pointed to something out the window.

"Is that a Stark drone?"

"Ah shit..." I took one of wades pistols and shot it down.

I heard a yelp as I shot. I got up off the couch and went outside to investigate.

There I saw Spider-Man hanging upside down on one of his webs.

"Really? Stark sent his little errand boy?"

"HEY!" Spidey said offended.

"No offense Petey."

"Hmph" he crossed his arms and hugged.

Wade finally ran outside to join me.

Wade gasped dramatically and pointed. "Omg it's my soulmate!"

He pulled out a phone from nowhere and took a bunch of selfies.

"You have no idea how many shippers are gonna be so excited about this!!!" He squealed.

"Ummm.... what?.." Spider-Man Asked completely confused as to who this person was, why he was obsessing over him, and how this guy was his soulmate.

"Aww such adorkableness! I'm gonna keep you!" He said squeezing him in a hug. Then he gave me the puppy look. "Can I keep him?! Please Ellie! Oh Ellie please! Please! Please! Please!Please!Please! I promise to take care of him and love him and everything! PLEASE!"

I stood there with my arms crossed. I huffed and rolled my eyes.

"Fine! But I have rules!" I said as Wade let go of peter.

"YES!!!" He fist-pumped the air.

"NO!!!" Spidey shot out his hands shaking them in a 'no way' gesture.

"Aww why not? Do..." wade started tearing up on the outside of his mask. Even though his mask wasn't his face? It was weird. "D-do you not l-love m-me? Am I n-not good e-enough for you?!"

"No! NO! Oh please don't cry! Cuz if you cry I'll feel bad. And if I feel bad then I'll cry and I'll be a mess. And if I cry who's going to comfort you and- and I- oh please please don't cry!"

"Youuu donnttt looove meeee! Eehhh heeeh weeahhh!" He started bawling like a baby.

"Oh no. No! Nonononono! It's not that! I don't not love you! I just I don't know you! I mean I could get to know you, I also just don't think I'm gay! I-I mean there's nothing wrong with that! I just..." He continued to stutter.

I just watched in partial amusement and annoyance. Why was this even happening?!

"Aww So you do care!" He squeezed him once again in a big hug, smushing a kiss to peters cheek.

"Umm a little help?!" Spidey Asked.

"Nope! You're on your own for this one!"

"Aww come on what'd I ever do to you?!" He pleaded.

"Hmm let's see... you spied on me. I don't take to kindly to that."

"Oh yeah no... trust me! She's savage! One time we were in New Mexico and I wanted to surprise her with chimichangas-" wade started

I interrupted, "you know that's not how it happened!"

"Shut it! I'm telling the story!" He said in a gruff voice, imitating one of the pirates from 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.

"Uh-Huh sure ya are, go on. Go ahead tell it!" I said smirking.

"Anypoo! As I was saying! I was gonna surprise her with chimichangas but she thought I was following her and spying on her-"

"Which he was!"

"Will you let me speak, woman!"

"Continue..." I shrugged.

"As I was saying again- so when I finally approach her, she grabs me by the wrist and flips be onto the ground, steals one of my katanas and cuts my di-"

"Okay that's enough! I think he gets the point!" I said giving him a warning look.

They both gulped.

"So Spidey let's talk about US!" Wade said leading peter into his apartment leaving me to trail behind.

I only had one thought...

SPIDEYPOOL OR NAH?!

You were totally shipping it.