•°Dangronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Chatfic°•

more head cannons. let me live.

it's literally 2:30 am. I'm bored and I'm trying to find new fan fictions to read but I can't and I'm tired and I can't sleep but oh well, who needs sleep 😒

my idiotic self named the title "more one shots" and not "more head cannons" so forgive me for spelling errors or sentences that don't make sense.

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I'm only doing this bc I feel like no one cares about this book anymore 😔

anyways let's uhh do this 😈

there's a lot of naegami ones so I hope y'all like naegami

naegami

- makoto's nicknames for him are bae, baby, bubs, and kuya (it's just a nickname don't freak out. no one lives in Alabama here)

- byakuya doesn't like mushy couple names (neither do I) but sometimes he calls makoto "honey"

- when makoto wakes up first, he makes byakuya breakfast and gives it to him in bed

- when byakuya wakes up first, he usually just makes coffee and sits on the couch and waits for makoto because this man doesn't know how to cook

- when makoto is sick, he doesn't really have the strength to do anything. so byakuya calls hina to help him make soup. makoto also gets very needy and follows byakuya around like a puppy, despite his desperate attempts to stay 6 feet apart

- when byakuya is sick, he gets a huge fluffy blanket and covers his entire body with it, and then sleeps all day.

- when makoto is sad, he goes and gets byakuya to vent to. if makoto is being bullied or whatever he'll tell byakuya and byakuya will sue them

- when byakuya is sad, he locks himself in his room. makoto has to get kokichi to pick lock the door everytime this happens

okay back to normal head cannons.

- byakuya can't drive

- toko and hiro can't swim

- idk why but I can see byakuya and hiro being friends

- celeste loves cupcakes

- tokomaru and naegami had a double date once, it didn't end well

- idk if I already said this one, but chihiro finds cat memes he found on the internet and makes them into stickers. he puts them on his computer and phone case

- ishimaru accidentally tripped on himself once while trying to stop mondo from running in the halls

- mondo loves corn

- kyoko loves scented candles and has a collection of them

- naegami and ishimaru went on a double date to a park once, and during this double date mondo got attacked by a goose. byakuya lowkey laughed at him and them he got bit by a snake right after

omfg I love making double date scenarios 😍

also I'm making these up from the back of my head so yeah

- sayaka likes hatsune miku

- byakuya went on a business trip to Australia once and saw an Australian spider (I think it's called Goliath or smth) and came back ✨traumatized✨

- hiro believed that claustrophobia meant that you were scared of Santa Claus

- when makoto was little, he hit a stranger in the knees with his scooter. on purpose.

- toko and byakuya hate spiders

- makoto likes spiders and really wants a pet tarantula, but his parents are like "haha no❤🥰"

- toko has wattpad

- hifumi has wattpad to

- hiro tried summoning a ghost and it told him to run and hiro has been praying not to die every sense

- byakuya can't dance (sorry if I said this one already, I have a shitty memory)

- hiro, byakuya, and makoto are a friend group

- the entire class had a sleepover at sayaka's house and had a competition of who can stay up the longest. spoiler alert : mondo won

- byakuya used to watch death note, so he has a notebook where he writes the names of people that annoy him.

- mondo recorded taka running in the halls and now it's ✨blackmail material✨

- byakuya likes writing poems

-  makoto was obsessed with Gravity Falls

okay I'm done for now. I uhh really regret all of the spider ones haha I hate social anxiety

also about the song at the top, I've never really watched adventure time before. I just found this song in my recommended one day and now I'm hooked. it's stuck in my head rn pls help

mkay bye

March 7th

724 words