weed uncle : fireflies are the opposites of waterfalls
money man : Please no it's 3am.
weed uncle : why tf are you awake ಠ_ಠ ❗❓
money man : issues.
weed uncle : same bro (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞
ahoge girl : so these are the people my brother is stuck with
weed uncle : HEY
money man : It's the weed obsession for me.
ahoge girl : it's the simping for leon for me 😏💅
weed uncle : IT'S THE
weed uncle : UHHH
money man : It's the not being able to roast other people for me.
weed uncle : IT'S THE LIKING MAKOTO BUT IS TO WIMPY TO CONFESS FOR ME
ahoge girl : 😳🍵
money man : it's the lying for me.
weed uncle : IT'S THE DENYING YOUR GAY FEELINGS FOR ME
money man : it's the spelling "cat" wrong in the spelling bee for me.
ahoge girl : guys it's literally 3:30 am
money man : it's the being dumb for me.
weed uncle : IT'S THE BEING OBSESSED WITH CEREAL FOR ME
butter : SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG
butter : wait
butter : nvm I like where this is going 🤠
purples gf : same like I wanna stop it but then again I wanna see how this plays out
queen : y'all get your todoroki plushies because the tea is boiling hot 😳🍵
ahoge girl : how many people are up this late like y'all got school in the morning
weed uncle : SHE'S RIGHT
weed uncle : IT'S THE STAYING UP ON A SCHOOL NIGHT FOR ME
money man : your doing the same thing.
weed uncle : WELL I'M AN ADULT AND YOUR LIKE WHAT 17
money man : I'm generally surprised that you knew my age
weed uncle : YOUR NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK YET
money man : legally
weed uncle : MY POINT
money man : For the love of holy peanuts please stop typing in caps I can literally hear you screaming at me through the screen.
weed uncle : I'MMA KEEP DOING CAPS JUST TO SPITE YOU
money man : shut up
weed uncle : IT'S THE SALTY ATTITUDE FOR ME
money man : I said shut up.
ahoge girl : you started it
money man : you shut up to.
weed uncle : IT'S THE BEING MEAN TO MAKOTO'S SISTER FOR ME
money man : help
ahoge girl : 🤐
purples gf : 😏
purples gf : it's the disliking microwave meals for me 🧚♀️✨
weed uncle : HOW DARE YOU I EAT MICROWAVE MEALS WITH MY CHICKEN NUGGS
money man : no
queen : it's the using milk before cereal for me 🧚♀️✨
money man : I just said that to annoy you
big sis : it's the eating all of my girlfriends donuts for me 🧚♀️✨
queen : SAKURA ❗❓
simp : it's the simple design for me 🧚♀️✨
cheerio : it's the messing with my dead body for me 🧚♀️✨
ahoge girl : this is a non despair au though—
butter : it's the being rich for me 🧚♀️✨
11037 : its the spamming my dms at 4 am for me 🧚♀️✨
screeching 🍩 : it's the simping for makoto for me 🧚♀️✨
money man : it's the Jimmy neutron hair for me.
screeching 🍩 : 👁👄👁
queen : y'all
butter :
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money man : I feel personally attacked.
money man : also me and naegi are not dating. he's just a friend.
queen : quarantine him. the adrian agreste disease is highly contagious.
cheerio : 😷
butter : this is starting to hit a little to close to home...
11037 : 🧚♀️✨
butter : someone help that new song from helluva boss is stuck in my head
cheerio : vacay to bonetown?
butter : yeah
butter : WAIT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS
cheerio : 🤭
weed uncle : arnt we supposed to be roasted byakuya?
queen : I'm done with that
money man : thank you
queen : UGH I'M SO BORED
ahoge girl : t o k o
simp : what
ahoge girl : do you listen to the girl in red 😳
simp : ...
simp is offline
ahoge girl : :(
**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*
idk what this is just ignore it okay
I just feel like roasting byakuya for some reason rn ignore this
word count : 690 words
date : February 2nd, 2021
edit : it's the 15th and I forgot this part existed lol let's pretend this was written today mkay and not like weeks ago okay
this is why I kin byakuya so much 🤩
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