•°Dangronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Chatfic°•

operation : naegami (11k special)

hey

this will be written differently than any of the other chapters because it's a special. it will have actual writing in it *anime wow*

this isn't really serious though, mainly because Hiro is a crack head. but uhh enjoy anyways

Junko created a group chat.

junko added 3 people.

junko changed the group chat name to "the team".

junko changed 3 names.

queen : alright losers here's the plan

songbird : ??

cheerio : 🙂

Hiro : 😛😛😛😔😟😔😔😔😟🤩🤩🤑🤑😍😛😍🤩😝🥳🤓😎😞😜🤩😜🤩😟😝🤗🧐🤩😝🤗☺😆😇😇🥰😫🥳🤩🤓🥳😒🥳🤯😣😯🤬😳😐😱😨😮😩😐🤬😠😫😠😖😖😩😩☹️😧👺🤢🤥💩💩💩🤔🤮🤖🤢🤧👿🤥👿😔😔🤩🤬😗🙂🤯🤯😤😶😠😧😦😦😑😱😑🤮😷🤭😷🤮🙏👐🙏😷🤥🤢😺😼😿😼🎃🤔😓😦😑😧😠😧😶😐😦😑😑😑🤩🤩😖🧐😔🤩😎😏😒😏😞😔😟🧐🤗🥳😟🧐😔🧐🤩😏😔🧒🧒👁👁👄👄👁👁👁👅👅🦻🦻👃👂👥👩‍🦱👥👶👅👨‍🦱👷🧓👩‍🌾🧓👨‍🎤👨‍🎤👨‍🎤👩‍🎤👮‍♀️👳‍♀️🧓💂‍♀️🧓💂‍♀️🤞🤞💩👿😨😪😓😥😓😥🤥😥😓😥😴😨😥😨😓🤯😠🤯😧😠🤯🤯🤯😠😶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😏😏😔😏🤑😍😘🤑🤑🥰🤑🥰🤩🥰🤑😁😁😁😁😇😊🙂✋

songbird : ur high

queen : AHEM

queen : we need to make naegami sail

cheerio : obviously 🙄✋

queen : I have a plan

queen : we'll trap them in a room for 24 hours

songbird : isn't that a little mean..?

queen : nah, they'll thank us later.

Hiro : 😩😩😩

Hiro : I'm in 😼

Hiro : I'll get byakuya's long ass legs in the microwave

cheerio : NO HIRO DON'T DO THAT

Hiro : YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE OFFICER GUMMY DROPS

Hiro : I CAN DO THIS

Hiro is offline

queen : ugh, just meet me at the park in 30 minutes.

cheerio : okay! ˙˚ʚ(´◡')ɞ˚˙

✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*

sayaka's POV bc she's hated too much and isn't the bad guy in this

I sigh as I put my phone in my pocket. Hiro better not do anything stupid.

After a while of walking, I get to the park, where I see Chihiro patiently waiting at a bench.

"Hey Chihiro!" I sit down next to him.

"Hi!"

We waited in silence for Junko to arrive. It was way past 30 minutes.

After a couple minutes, both our phone went off.

It's probably Junko making up some lame excuse on why she can't come even though she  came up with the idea. Rolling my eyes, I pick up my phone.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

Hiro : I got byakuya's legs in the microwave

cheerio : WHAT? WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!

Hiro : well I did :))

songbird : Hiro, we don't have time for this. fix it.

Hiro : nope. makoto is gonna fix it. it's how me and Leon got together. makoto will free byakuya and then they'll aggressively make out. that's how it worked with me ;)

songbird : 🧍‍♀️

queen : ugh you fucking idiot. FIX IT.

Hiro : nope

Hiro : now if you excuse me, I'm gonna take a nap in a random cats digestive system

Hiro : goodnight 🥱😴

Hiro is offline

queen : ugh he ruined everything.

queen added makoto to the chat

makoto : SOMEONE HELP ME

cheerio : r u ok?

makoto : NO, BYAKUYA IS GONNA DIE AND A RANDOM STRAY CAT JUST INHALED YASUHIRO, I AM NOT FINE

songbird : okay makoto stay calm–

makoto : I'M CALLING 911

songbird : makoto wai–

makoto is offline

queen : we'll let the police handle this. everything is cancelled now bye.

cheerio : junko maybe we can just talk ab–

queen deleted the chat and all previous messages.

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

(the regular gc)

egg child : I have an announcement to make everybody!

queen : 😟

purple : what is it naegi?

egg child : me and byakuya are dating!

queen : 👁👄👁

songbird : 👁👄👁

cheerio : 👁👄👁

Hiro : 👁👄👁

screeching 🍩 : wait y'all fr??

money man : Yes, I can confirm.

butter : I FUCKING KNEW IT

egg child : if it wasn't for Hiro, our relationship probably never would've blossomed into a beautiful flower

egg child : thank you hiro 😊💞

Hiro : I TOLD YOU HAHA NOW LOOK WHO GETS ALL THE CREDIT

queen : 😟

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊*

hey

sorry the story part was cringe, I'm not that good at writing haha 😁😩😩😭😭😭

I'm gonna regret this so much. ugh social anxiety sucks man

anyways, thank you all so much for reading this! you have no idea how much it means to me that you actually like this. and thank you for all the comments! even though I don't really reply to all of them, I still read them and they make me laugh, so thank you 😊💞

I'll stop wasting your precious time now

bye bye ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)ᵇʸᵉ

date : Tuesday, May 11th

word count : 919 words

who wouldn't wanna drop out of a muggle public school