Hiro : why are cookies called cookies, and bacon called bacon, if you cook bacon and bake cookies??
11037 : 😒
butter : omfg.
Hiro : the ship lumity from the owl house is basically a harry potter version of naegami
songbird : i–
butter : omg y'all, he actually has a point 🤠
egg : 😳
Hiro : if you try to fail, but end up succeeding, which do you actually do?
11037 : kill me.
screeching donut : omg Hiro pls im trying to take a shower.
Hiro : why are they called APARTments, if there stuck together..? 🤔
Hiro : are robots who fix robots engineers or doctors?
egg : idk, ask kiibo
Hiro : are leaves called leaves, because they leave the tree??
purple : if that's true, then my father would be called leave.
egg : omg 💀
Hiro : bro, you ever feel bugs on you, when there are no bugs on you? their the ghosts of the bugs you've killed.
simp : the fuck
Hiro : when you clean a vacuum cleaner... aren't you the vacuum cleaner..?
butter :
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egg : omfg 💀
Hiro : dude.. if you get scared half to death twice.. what then 😰😰
money man : I want that to happen to me.
11037 : same.
egg : what color is therapy cause y'all need it
Hiro : lightbulbs were such a good idea, they became a symbol for a good idea
songbird : I'm having gru flashbacks
egg : oml
Hiro : bro... lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, mechanics hope you have car troubles, but only a thief wishes you prosperity
butter : my head hurts.
Hiro : people say a meteor killed the dinosaurs, but you could also say it killed many birds with one stone
11037 went offline.
Hiro : reading a book is like looking at a dead tree and hallucinating
money man : I'm fucking done.
money man went offline.
simp : ...
Hiro : when you say forward and back, your lips move in that direction
egg : not me trying this rn
purple : omg he's right
Hiro : if a fly looses its wings.. is it now a walk?
butter :
Hiro : would Lighting McQueen get car insurance... or life insurance?
songbird : STOP.
Hiro : if you sweat in a sweater.. does that make you the sweater 😳
egg : *evaporates*
Hiro : how come you lips don't touch when you say touch, but they do when you say separate
butter : shut the fuck up.
Hiro : how do you handcuff someone if they only have one arm?
butter : STFU.
Hiro : if you pour ice water on a hot dog.. does it become a chilly dog?
queen : omfg I'm done.
queen muted Hiro.
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I might do a part 2
word count : 438 words
date : August 21st, 2021
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•°Dangronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Chatfic°•
Hayran KurguI haven't seen a lot of danganronpa 1 chatfic so I decided to make this. this will have my ships and head cannons so I'm sorry if there out of character. ships : naegami celeste x kyoko sayaka x mukuro Yasuhiro x leon Ishimaru x mondo toko x Komaru ...
