•°Dangronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Chatfic°•

chapter i lost track lol

egg child changed their name to "egg".

egg : INTO THE THICK OF IT

butter : INTO THE THICK OF IT

screeching donut : INTO THE THICK OF IT

cheerio : uhg 🗿

egg : 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

egg : we're tramping tHROOOUUUUgh the bush

cheerio : on and on we push 🖐

butter : i n t o t h e t h i c k o f i t

egg : but 🍑 we can't 😔 see 👀 where we're going 😢

queen : y'all watch to much tic toc

egg : shush

Hiro : GUYS!! I have an announcement! ^^

egg : :)

Hiro : I'm engaged to be wed!

money man : I need new glasses. There is no way your getting married.

egg : be nice kuya

cheerio : OMG congratulations!! who's the lucky man / women / non-binary?

Hiro : I am getting married...

Hiro : ...to my microwave ❤

money man : What the fuck.

egg : uhh

11037 : excuse me

butter : I have no words.

mom : GETTING MARRIED TO AN INANIMATE OBJECT IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT.

Hiro : I know it's a lot to take in, but every time I get stuck inside her, I can't help but to think "damn, that's hot"

Hiro : literally.

money man : I need therapy for what I just read.

Hiro : every time she heats up my dino nuggies, it just turns me on. she's just so beautiful

butter : is he fr

egg : man

queen : what tf is wrong with you

egg : I'm genuinely concerned for his mental health

Hiro : lol I can't believe you guys actually fell for that 😩

egg : what

butter : what

cheerio : 👁️👄👁️

Hiro : I'm not getting married to my microwave that's just 💅

butter : SOMEONE WRITE A FAN FICTION ABOUT THIS

butter : CALL HIFUMI

queen : YESSSSSS

11037 : that was a horrible joke.

Hiro : I'm sorry

11037 : it's fine.

egg : byakuya togami.

butter : ooooo someone's in trouble 👀💅

money man : Yes.

egg : I have something really important I need to tell you.

money man : Okay.

egg : YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME

money man : i–

egg : I'M COMPLICATED 😩👏👏

egg : FINE, YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW??

egg : MY DAD IS SANTA

money man : My dad is Satan.

Celeste : *spits tea*

butter : well this is an interesting argument

egg : and, when he dies...

egg : I... am going to be santa 🎅

cheerio : *eats popcorn*

Hiro : uhh

egg : so I guess what I'm saying is..

egg : byakuya...

egg : will you be....

egg : 😩 Mrs. Claus? 😩✨

money man : No.

egg :.ɆɄ₲Ⱨ

egg : iTs sNoWiNg 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😃😃💅🙂🙂🙂👏👏👏🔪🔪🙂🤐💅😀💅😍🎼🙏😏💅💞

queen : y'all on drugs

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eyyy guess who's back >:)

sorry for being inactive for almost a month, I've been on visiting relatives sense it's summer break and stuff.

I'm laying in bed because I just got back from the Grand Canyon and the back of my neck got sunburned because no one offered me sunscreen but that's okay, I don't deserve comfort /hj ಥ_ಥ

anygays, thanks for uhh 14.9k READS???!? I DON'T DESERVE ALL THIS 😭😭😭😭😭 I was just bored and wanted to try and conquer my social anxiety so I can start talking to more people and be less lonely, and I was NOT expecting so many people to see this. thank you guys SO much <3

I'mma be real for a second, I'm used to being invisible. I'm used to not being seen by many people, and I'm used to not having many friends. I don't remember my exact reason for posting this, but I somehow had a motive for it, and I'm glad I did. I love reading your guy's comments, they give me motivation and joy in writing this, so thank you!!

I really appreciate that some people actually keep up with this story, (at least I think so) and I hope I made you guys laugh or smile with this, because that's the purpose of this. this story isn't supposed to make sense. there's no context, it's supposed to be all over the place and somewhat funny.

at least I hope it's funny. I don't have a sense of humor :')

holy shit uh, I'll stop writing now haha, sorry you had to read all that

anyway uh, thanks for reading ig

date : June 28th, 2021

word count : 788 words