soukoku one shots✨

whats with the skirt?

summary : chuuya comes to school in the girls' uniform which was from a dare that was given by ranpo. dazai gets jealous at the amount of attention chuuya is recieving & practices self control over how sexy & amazing chuuya looks.

"omg!! did u see chuuya??" one of chuuya's fangirls was practically squealing out of excitement to her close friend.

"no. did something happen to him?" apparently her friend was also a huge simp for the ginger head.

"u should go take a look at him! he looks so cuteeeeee" the first girl now was literally dying in happiness, probably her eyes getting blessed by chuuya.

dazai osamu happened to walk past these two squealing girls, also happened to be hearing their conversation.

"really? lets go see!" both girls wanted to sprint to the ginger head's classroom to take a look.

"wait!!" dazai called out from behind them, resulting in the two girls turning their heads back to face the bandaged freak. " what happened to chuuya?" dazai asked curiously.

"u havent seen him? i thought yall walk to school together everyday. anyways, chuuya is wearing the girls' school uniform today! he looks so cute in the skirt" the lucky girl who had caught a glimpse of chuuya this morning exclaimed. after seeing sparks in her friend's eyes too, they both dashed off to find the short cutie.

seriously? chibi in a skirt? dazai could already imagine how cute chuuya would look in a skirt but witnessing it with his own two eyes would be really different.

dazai had waited for chuuya today to head to school together however, chuuya was not at home. he probably wanted to get to school alone to avoid dazai's teasing on his outfit.

it was the first time in dazai's life to dash towards his classroom, since normally he cant be bothered with school. upon arriving at his classroom, he saw that chuuya's desk had students from all classes crowding around.

"chuuya-san!! u look so cute!"

"chuuya, can u please date me?"

"woahh chuuya, since when did u own the female uniform?"

chuuya was blasted with questions. the ginger head did not want to answer, instead he was internally dying out of embarrassment. he did not want to come to school in the female uniform because he wanted it. it was a damn dare from ranpo. he highly regretted his decision to provoke the snack lover.

dazai was displeased at the sight that everyone was crowding around his ginger head. jealously and anger bubbled inside him but chuuya's blushing face had managed to subside some of the anger. dazai took quick steps towards chuuya, pushing through the crowd with his might.

"aww~ look who we have here?" dazai teased softly, leaning his elbow on chuuya's desk.

chuuya lifted up his head and gasped. the person he least wanted to see him in this state was here. chuuya wanted to quickly scram but the tongs of students around him made it impossible for him to escape.

"can yall please move?" chuuya asked shyly, he couldnt bare to keep eye contact with anyone.

everyone decided to shuffle aside for the cute ginger to pass but dazai quickly grabbed chuuya's wrist. "where do u think u are going?"

"none of ur business!" chuuya harshly shake off dazai's hand which was griping his wrist, quickly making his way out of the class. he really wanted to bury his head into the ground, he didnt want to live anymore.

"hey!! wait chuuya!" dazai chased after chuuya, this time making sure to grip tight around the latter's wrist.

"what?" chuuya hollered but avoided eye contact. he could already hear the teasing and comments from dazai about to be made.