soukoku one shots✨

unwrap me gently

THE ONE-SHOT FOR DAZAI'S BIRTHDAY🥳😌

happy late dazai day since i'm so bad at speed writing & literally did delete my draft by accident a few times on ao3😔

STORY SUMMARY :
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Dazai's birthday party was being held at the Armed Detective Agency. Although, Dazai did receive a lot of birthday presents and wishes from his colleagues, he didn't seem to be able to get his spirits up.

not until... he receives a special ginger's present - being in a maid outfit.
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chapter warnings : NSFW/smut, spanking, foreplay, porn without plot, anal sex, daddy kink, blowjob, cross-dressing and ironic fic title? BASICALLY 8K WORDS OF SSK HAVING SEX✊

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"happy birthday, dazai-san!" atsushi beamed as he wrapped his hands around dazai's neck, excited that it was finally his turn to give the brunette his birthday wishes. "i got you this!" the younger pulled out a small box from his back, revealing to be a perfectly tailored tie. 

"i didn't know what to get you, dazai-san. but when i saw this tie doing one of my shopping trips i knew it would look good on you! i hope you enjoy it." seeing how his subordinate went out of his way to get him his birthday present, dazai reached out his hands gently, taking the small box from atsushi, smiling gratefully to the younger. 

"it's beautiful. thank you, atsushi." 
basically, everyone gets their turn to present their gifts to the big troublemaker of the Armed Detective Agency, even members of the Port Mafia had popped by. 

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dazai sighs. his office desk was piled with birthday presents. he didn't know he was that famous. scanning through his gifts, he could say he was pretty satisfied that almost everyone who had been friends or interacted with dazai before had came over to give him their blessing. he could say that he was awed by ranpo's effort to go and get him the 'Ways to Commit Suicide II'.

the second book was a limited edition, only available for a short period of time and dazai had been sulking for a week because he was a tad later to grab himself a copy. the last copy was taken right before his eyes. 
remembering the scenario just makes his blood boil.

thank goodness, ranpo had his ways to get him the second copy, if not he was sure he would hunt down everyone who owns a copy on their own. despite, receiving so many presents, he felt odd. sure, he was satisfied with his gifts - many bandages, crab cans, expensive clothing, even his favorite book's second copy in the series, but... he feels like something is missing. 

is he going to admit that a certain redhead's absence was the root problem of what he's feeling? maybe. maybe not. he couldn't help but hate mori, the boss of the port mafia, for getting his boyfriend go onto a rather important mission on his goddamn birthday. he really wish that he could celebrate his special day with his lover, from chaotic baking of cakes to cozy snuggling in bed at night. however, he has to get through the rest of his day -  alone. nothing seems to be able to fill up that empty feeling crawling in his heart. 

the birthday party ended about an hour ago, dazai could do whatever he wished throughout the day because it was a day off for everyone since it was his birthday. sighing as he strolled out of the agency's building, hands filled with presents, he decided to make his way to his and chuuya's shared apartment.