soukoku one shots✨

say you won't let go part 3

chapter title : the blue light above the wheel

summary : unexpected packages arrive at chuuya's house & tachihara uncovers about his sugar daddy. chuuya pays a visit to port mafia headquarters and goes to Cosmo World with dazai.

chapter warnings : FLUFF, a lot of nonstop bickering (may contain dirty talk) & 11k words to read through! GOOD LUCK

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bzz... bzz... vibrations rang through the still air, phone buzzing rapidly at the nightstand.

chuuya groaned, twisting to the opposite side of where his phone was, trying to cover his ears from the dreadful noises that woke him up from his deep slumber. did he set an alarm to wake up early today? no. which means that certain bastard was continuously calling and texting him at the break of dawn - which he deemed would be about 10am. his phone continued buzzing nonstop and he cursed under his breath, he wouldn't be able to fall back into his sleep at this rate. 

heaving out a loud groan, he sat up to retrieve his phone at the nightstand. chuuya's eyebrows narrowed in confusion, he didn't recognize the number that had been contacting him for the past few hours. there were about 45 messages unread and 15 missed calls. whoever this creepy stalker was, they are relentless. 

+81 5273 XXXX - 

good morning!! how was your sleep? >< hope i didn't disturb you, though i kind of planned to. 
btw, i ordered something, so there will be a ton of delivery man visiting your flat today. :)) 

what? this creepy stalker even knows his address? okay, time to freak out. no one needs to know that he 'gasp-screamed' in shock when his phone started buzzing, signaling that the unknown number was calling him. for all chuuya knows, the stalker might be pretending to know his address, trying to scam some money from him despite how broke he is, thus, he picked up the phone call. 

"hellooo" the man on the other side of the phone seem pretty chirpy and in a good mood despite already potentially his great sleep. chuuya clenched his fist tightly around his phone, a little annoyed that this man could act like he totally did not interrupt his sleep. "how's my chuuya doing?" now, chuuya was even more annoyed. who is his chuuya? and how the fuck does this man know his name? 

"who the hell are you?" chuuya didn't care how his voice carried spite and irritation, blame it on the fact that he just woke up and his morning grumpy. shockingly, the man on the other side still had the audacity to laugh, the shrill of laughter blaring into the ginger's ears. chuuya couldn't help but flinch and cringe at that sound. "aww, one night of sleep and chuuya had already forgotten about me? i'm so upset right now." was the man pouting right now? chuuya could literally hear the man pouting despite not seeing his face, he sounded like some 5 year old kid whining childishly instead of a stalker/scammer trying to sneakily scheme something. 

"looks like you didn't seem to understand my question. i was asking who the hell are you." chuuya growled, he was getting a lot more impatient. "aww, i'm dazai osamu, your favorite sugar daddy!" at that, a gasp of surprise shot out of the ginger's mouth, why would he call him now? 

"what the hell?! why did you call me at such an early morning? i don't remember us setting our second date today. and how the hell did you get my number?" chuuya doesn't know why he still asked the older man when he already sort of knew what dazai did. of course, he probably dug out all of his personal information, the port mafia boss could get it done in a matter of seconds. 

"well... i kind of got akutagawa, one of my bodyguards to search you up." chuuya cringed at the fact that his information was kind of pried out, now dazai probably knows a lot about his life while he has no clue of what type of man dazai was. "so you stalked me. creepy, don't you think?"