[Genshin Impact] u fell down the stairs lol

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so fun story: i was going to pull for Xiao one minute before his banner was gone (i forgot it's end date) because i finally saved up enough to do a 10 pull, but i accidentally closed the screen, and when i opened it again, his banner was gone.

i wanted to throw myself down the stairs so here's this.

also you're not that baldly hurt, and you fell on a soft carpet so you're okay.

Lumine

-wheezes

-literally can't stop laughing

-sounds like she's dying of laughter.

-then she falls too.

-lands on your back

-ouchie.

-you guys are even now.

Amber

-she's the type of person to yell "BRO U GOOD??" after someone gets badly hurt.

-so she yelled down the stairs

-"Y/N ARE YOU GOOD???"

-and while you were at the bottom of the stairs, face down, you gave her a thumbs up and a muffled "yes."

Lisa

-ok but why can i imagine her acting all concerned but is actually doing her best not to start laughing

-that's the type of vibes im getting from Lisa.

-but yea she gives you an ice pack so it's all good i guess.

Jean

-Klee "accidentally" pushed you.

-that little gremlin child.

-but it's ok because she's cute so who cares.

-anyways

-basically same as Lisa but actually starts laughing.

-Jean this is not funny Y/N is dying over there 😔

Mona

-"this is what happens when you Naruto run down the stairs"

-that's what she said to you when you did in fact, Naruto run down the stairs.

-then you tripped and died lol

-nah jk

-she gave you a kiss afterwards and told you to stop being stupid and you were like (灬♥ω♥灬)

(for those who can't see the emoticon it's basically this: ///❤️w❤️///)

Fischl

-ok she will legitimately start crying

-bro you scared her

-once she sees that you're okay, she gets all tsundere and says she "knew that, she was just testing you"

-she in fact, did not know, and thought you were going to die.

-now give her kith.

Sucrose

-also terrified.

-she thinks one of her experiments did it.

-nah you just tripped over your plush cat and pummeled down the stairs.

-surprisingly good at bandaging up any wounds and cleaning any blood off of you (no, she won't help you hide any bodies.)

Keqing

-stare.

-is trying to figure out whether you're alive or not from the top of the stairs.

-so she's kinda just standing there like 🧍‍♀️🤔

-Keqing pls.

-once she determines that you're still alive, she comes down and helps you get up.

-also apologizes for staring at you for so long without doing anything.

Beidou

-ends up having an entire damn conversation with you.

-from the top of the stairs.

-and then when your sides start to hurt you ask her to pick you up.

-"i don't know Y/N... that's kinda gay, not gonna lie."

-"..."

-you stare.

-"Beidou we've been dating for 2 years-"

Ningguang

-another starer.

-but she's doing it cause she genuinely doesn't know what to do.

-eventually shrugs and guesses you'll be fine.

-thanks Geo mommy, very cool.

-you confront her about it and she struggles to keep in a laugh.

-you're angy but she's Geo mommy so who cares.

Ganyu 💖

-the qilin lady is panicking.

-she heard you scream and nyoomed on over there

-it was too late tho because you already hit the bottom of the stairs.

-F.

-but anyway

-she picks you up and puts you in bed and then helps you clean and bandage any wounds or blood

-you aren't that badly hurt tho so y'all just cuddle.

omg wow, Author updated during the day???

and one day after the last chapter??

who am i anymore.

also something is urging me to write a Hu Tao oneshot because she's just,,, so cute and i can't even.

but yeah anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapter, even if it was short

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