so fun story: i was going to pull for Xiao one minute before his banner was gone (i forgot it's end date) because i finally saved up enough to do a 10 pull, but i accidentally closed the screen, and when i opened it again, his banner was gone.
i wanted to throw myself down the stairs so here's this.
also you're not that baldly hurt, and you fell on a soft carpet so you're okay.
Lumine
-wheezes
-literally can't stop laughing
-sounds like she's dying of laughter.
-then she falls too.
-lands on your back
-ouchie.
-you guys are even now.
Amber
-she's the type of person to yell "BRO U GOOD??" after someone gets badly hurt.
-so she yelled down the stairs
-"Y/N ARE YOU GOOD???"
-and while you were at the bottom of the stairs, face down, you gave her a thumbs up and a muffled "yes."
Lisa
-ok but why can i imagine her acting all concerned but is actually doing her best not to start laughing
-that's the type of vibes im getting from Lisa.
-but yea she gives you an ice pack so it's all good i guess.
Jean
-Klee "accidentally" pushed you.
-that little gremlin child.
-but it's ok because she's cute so who cares.
-anyways
-basically same as Lisa but actually starts laughing.
-Jean this is not funny Y/N is dying over there 😔
Mona
-"this is what happens when you Naruto run down the stairs"
-that's what she said to you when you did in fact, Naruto run down the stairs.
-then you tripped and died lol
-nah jk
-she gave you a kiss afterwards and told you to stop being stupid and you were like (灬♥ω♥灬)
(for those who can't see the emoticon it's basically this: ///❤️w❤️///)
Fischl
-ok she will legitimately start crying
-bro you scared her
-once she sees that you're okay, she gets all tsundere and says she "knew that, she was just testing you"
-she in fact, did not know, and thought you were going to die.
-now give her kith.
Sucrose
-also terrified.
-she thinks one of her experiments did it.
-nah you just tripped over your plush cat and pummeled down the stairs.
-surprisingly good at bandaging up any wounds and cleaning any blood off of you (no, she won't help you hide any bodies.)
Keqing
-stare.
-is trying to figure out whether you're alive or not from the top of the stairs.
-so she's kinda just standing there like 🧍♀️🤔
-Keqing pls.
-once she determines that you're still alive, she comes down and helps you get up.
-also apologizes for staring at you for so long without doing anything.
Beidou
-ends up having an entire damn conversation with you.
-from the top of the stairs.
-and then when your sides start to hurt you ask her to pick you up.
-"i don't know Y/N... that's kinda gay, not gonna lie."
-"..."
-you stare.
-"Beidou we've been dating for 2 years-"
Ningguang
-another starer.
-but she's doing it cause she genuinely doesn't know what to do.
-eventually shrugs and guesses you'll be fine.
-thanks Geo mommy, very cool.
-you confront her about it and she struggles to keep in a laugh.
-you're angy but she's Geo mommy so who cares.
Ganyu 💖
-the qilin lady is panicking.
-she heard you scream and nyoomed on over there
-it was too late tho because you already hit the bottom of the stairs.
-F.
-but anyway
-she picks you up and puts you in bed and then helps you clean and bandage any wounds or blood
-you aren't that badly hurt tho so y'all just cuddle.
omg wow, Author updated during the day???
and one day after the last chapter??
who am i anymore.
also something is urging me to write a Hu Tao oneshot because she's just,,, so cute and i can't even.
but yeah anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapter, even if it was short
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