Hiccstrid One Shots

Overwhelmed

Hi I'm so tired it's 3am (notice how I've never written at an appropriate time😂) but I'm an idiot and put myself down if u don't post so hereeeeeeee

I was saving the media for something else but I've given up in life so there.

This was inspired by a one-shot by AstridnHiccupalways sry if its basically the same I tried to change it but I'm so. Damn. Tired.

"DADDDY! MOMMY! " a four year old zephyr screamed and ran into her parents room.

The two adults shot up at the sound of their child's cries and began fussing over her.

"oh baby come here, come on," Astrid comforted and opened her arms but the young girl shook her head.

"are you okay zeffie? Do you want anything? Water, food, a story? Anything at all?" hiccup asked, getting out of bed and crouching bedside her.

"I don't feel so good-" she was cut off as she threw up all over hiccup, but he didn't care.

Just then, a baby nuffink began to scream.

Astrid groaned and went to calm him down while hiccup took zephyr in his arms to the living room and laid her down in a chair.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" nuffink screamed and Astrid came rushing down the stairs to see zephyr.

"are you okay honey? Oh baby OK momma's here stop crying," she became distracted when nuffink began to wail again.

"hiccup, I think he's hungry," Astrid moaned and hiccup turned to her.

"we what do you want me to do about it? HE'S YOUR KID!" he snapped back and nuffink only wailed louder.

"OUR KID HICCUP! OUR! GO AND GET SOME YAKS MILK FOR THORS SAKE!" she screamed back at him rocking the baby up and down.

"WHY CANT YOU BREASTFEED HIM? WHY DO YOU NEED YAKS MILK?!" he yelled back and zephyr began to cry.

"BECUASE I'M TIRED! OK? NEVER MIND I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"she should and stormed off into the kitchen.

A few seconds later, a crash and a scream could be heard.

" HICCUP! GET HERE NOW! " a voice shrieked and hiccup slammed his fist on the mantlepiece.

" WHAT YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE MY SICK KID TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS?" he called out.

"OH SO ZEPHYR'S YOUR KID BUT NUFFINK'S NOT? YOU LOVE HER MORE THAN HIM!" Astrid yelled, coming back into the room.

"MAYBE I DO? SO WHAT? ALL HE EVER DOES IS CRY ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND YOU CANT EVEN GET HIM TO SHUT UP!" hiccup countered and the two started a screaming match.

"YOURE A TERRIBLE FATHER!"

"YOURE A TERRIBLE MOTHER!"

"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CHIEF!"

"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE WIFE!"

"AT LEAST I DIDN'T SEND ALL THE DRAGONS AWAY!"

"IT WAS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!"

"OH REALLY? AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE YOUR DAD! HE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU! MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU WHO HAD DIED! THEN AT LEAST THIS WOULDN'T EXIST!" Astrid hollered at him and they were all stunned at her words.

"oh thor, hiccup, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it," Astrid pleaded and tears began to stream down her face as hiccup grabbed his armour and stormed out of the house.

Whoa that went angsty. We can tell I needed that. That was definitely different. Who wants me to continue? Vote this chapter if you do.

And would you like me to follow what happens to hiccup or Astrid first?

By that I mean either

'he ran until his legs couldn't carry him to the edge of the cliff then down to the docks. Why did his life have to be do hard?!'

Orrr....

' she broke down crying on the floor, still cradling screaming nuffink as zephyr cried.'

Comment on which you would like to start it off on.

I'm also still sort of dry here. This has helped a little but prompts would be amazing so don't be shy to send me some I'd love to see it.

Maybe I'll finally go to sleep (oh hahaahaha *inset sarcastic laugh* yeah right)

Love,
Mxx

Can I say I love how I went to being a sarcastic, pessimistic, let's be honest here pr*ck, to love m with kisses?

We can tell I'm bipolar as well as bisexual. 😂🤣