Hiccstrid One Shots

Squirming

It has been a very busy week. I went back to school which means I had to do 3 months of work in 3 days because I was on wattpad the entire time lol😂😂

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Warning : there's smut and a bit of swearing

^does anyone else have problems with describing like the amount of smut is in the chapter because sometimes I do. Like, sometimes for me, it's basically nothing, but I've been reading smut since I was 12 sooo 🤷‍♀️.
Also there are those prudes who are like, this is so graphic, my eyesss, your warning was so bad.

Anyyyyywaaayyyy,,,,
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Heather's Pov
It was a bright sunny day on the edge, the type that could make the world seem all good when-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP" a hight pitched scream pierced the air and I sighed. Snotlout.

Grumbling, I followed the screams to a clearing where snotlout was strung up upside-down on a tree with hookfang sniggering under him.

"hey babe," he manged to say even though his face was red from the blood going to his head. Well at least there's something in his head now.

"erugh," I scoffed at him. " hookfang please get him down, we have a meeting in the clubhouse, I said and walked away.

I did hear some more yells, but he'd be fine.

When I casually strolled in I saw THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. Hiccstrid. Astrid was sitting on hiccups lap (yes yes yes come on we'll get those babies Stoick) and hiccup had his arms around her, kissing her forehead as she snuggled into his shoulder, discussing a new way to organise the night terrors.

"Heya," I said and they both looked up. Astrid slunk off hiccup (to my disappointment) and came to welcome me.

"hey. How are you, you know with the whole," she waved her arm gesturing and I nodded, sucking through my teeth.

"well," I sighed, "first you find out your long lost brother is dagur the deranged, he's evil, then switches to good, then dies, turns out he's alive but evil and now he's good again."

We looked at each other for a moment then just laughed.

"yeah I can't say I know exactly how that feels but I think you're amazing and I love you," she smiled and I beamed at her.  "love you too," we hugged and I heard an annoying pest behind us.

"nice to know if hiccstrid doesn't work out, heatherstrid is in for a chance," snotlout said dryly and I rolled my eyes. Astrid kicked him in the shins and I elbowed his guts
Ahh the joys of friendship.

We all sat down for the meeting and astrid day back on hiccups lap, only they were more worky rather than cuddley.

Halfway through, I got up to get some water from the back when I heard hiccup whisper something

"wanna play a game?"

"what sort of a game?" astrid replied and I could tell she was smirking.

"this sort of game," hiccup answered and I heard her gasp. "so," he dragged it out and whatever he was doing made Astrid whimper slightly, "if you don't make a sound during this, you win and you can stay over at my hut tonight,"

OOH THOR OH THOR WAY TO GO HICCUP DAMMIT HICCUP THAT'S HOT I MEAN I WOULD NEVER TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ASTRID BUT GODDAMN I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS GAME.

"and if I do?" my best, currently getting fingered, friend asked teasingly.
"then I'm afraid I'll just stop. I won't touch you for a month," I swear I heard Astrid growl.

"no way. Don't you fucking dare," she spat and I heard hiccup chuckle.

"someone's a little needy tonight aren't they?" he replied and astrid moaned again softly.

It was at this point, I decided to go back to my seat. I watched those two the entire time. Astrid was doing a pretty good job. She'd only moaned loudly twice and you couldn't hear it unless you were looking for it.

But then about ten minutes in, her hand flew to the table, gripping it so hard her knuckles turned white.

"erm," fishlegs frowned, "astrid are you OK?" he asked and I could see why the rest of the clubhouse were worried.

Her head was turned to the side, teeth gritted, hand still clutching the wood and her hips were making small circles.

Ah, not enough. Been there honey.

She simply nodded in response but hiccup must have done something good because she must have came. She gasped, shaking, eyes wide open now, before moaning loudly, eyes rolling back. She laid back on hiccup, panting.

Thor, he must be good. I wonder if he'd consider a threesome?

Ew why I was thinking bout this. He's hiccup.
Yh but let's be honest, hiccups so hot and he seems good. A threesome with them would be HOT.

YES but he's hiccup

Shut up just ask later, now focus on the live porn.

Oh thor. I'm hearing voices. I'm turning into dagur. Help. Me.

"what the fuck just happened?" snotlout said and I couldn't help laughing.

"I know right," tuffnut said, shaking his head, "it's a disaster but I can't not look,"

"so snotlout?" ruffnut said and they high-fived, smiling. Hiccup was smirking but then he saw my face.

"heather?" he looked so scared and astrid immediately tensed up, "erm eh why are you laughing he he," he chuckled nervously.

"you guys talk loud," I laughed uncontrollably and the two shot up, knowing what she was referring to.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED SLEEP GOODBYE" hiccup jumped out of his seat, only achieving in throwing Astrid off his lap harshly and annoying her.

"I need to go too bye," astrid rushed out of the door with him just before I yelled

"SHE WON HICCUP! YOU COULD BARELY HEAR HER UNTIL SHE CAME!" I cackled with laughter, rocking in my seat as the the others looked at me like i was insane. I guess I did look a bit wild.

When I finally composed myself I walked to my hut, only to hear moans from hiccups.
He let her stay after all, I giggled to myself. Those rabbits.

I made my way into my bed before I embarrassed myself further but I just couldn't stop thinking,

What would a threesome with hiccstrid be like?

Holy damn sry this was so long I haven't updated by damn I'm thinking bout that threesome. I might even write....

NO THERE ARE INNOCENT CHILDREN NO WE WILL NOT WRITE THAT THREESOME.

Tommy please
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^ you'll understand 😭
Over and out for tonight
Mxxxxxxx