Hiccstrid One Shots

Divorce

Heyyy guess who's back? Sry it's been a while I'm so busy and tired and all that stuff.
Shout out to...... FAULT IN OUR STARS FANS!

I'm not crying your crying😭😭😭

Anyway.... Zephyr and nufffink are a bit younger but I don't exactly know what age because I want zephyr to act a little younger but I can't afford to change nufffinks age

"OK so, I think we should be on the  offensive, attacking first. If we wait, they will strike and their attacks are ruthless. Their defence is weak. We can go from the left and-"

" DADDDDDDD!" a little girls voice rang through the hall as zephyr ran towards the chief.

" Heya, how are you zeph?" hiccup  crouched down to be at her level and siad softly.

" I'm ok dad look what I drew" she waved a piece of paper in his face and he gasped.

"oh baby, that's so good!" he liked at a drawing of him, her, Astrid and nuffink. There was also two shapes in the corner that he couldn't help smiling sadly at.

The door creaked again and in came astrid. She was wearing a loose summer outfit that consisted of a blue tunic with a small belt around her middle, and her hair was flowing around her waist. She had nufffink bouncing on her hip and she made her way up to the chief.

"hey, how was your day? I thought you were gonna take time off to go to the beach?" hiccup asked and pecked her lips lightly which some poeple still squealed at. Astrid rolled her eyes at the reactions.

"I was but the kids wanted to see their dad" she smiled and handed nufffink to hiccup. "didn't you? You kept asking for daddy?" she giggled in a baby voice and everyone awwwed at the adorable family.

"so can we work dad? I wanna work PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" zephyr begged and astrid laughed. "I wanna work!" nuffink added and hiccup laughed.

"OK you guys can work. I'll take nufffink and you can go with mommy zeph. Then you can switch ok?" he negotiated, making sure they had an equal opportunity.

"OK I can be daddy and zeph can be mommy!" nufffink said. "I have a really good idea!" he began.

"now everyone fights!" zephyr added.

"yeah shout!" nufffink yelled and the twins immediately obliged. Hiccup have them a stern glare and they stopped throwing food.

"now BE QUIET!" zephyr shouted and the hall was silent. "I have an even better idea that doesn't get anyone killed!" she said.

"now everyone loves her idea!" nufffink ended, throwing out glitter as a dramatic flare.

"that's not what happens. Right?" hiccup furrowed his brow, thinking back to all his meetings.

"yeah it does, at home too!" zephyr argued and the kids began to role play again.

"I want to show the kids more dragons!" nufffink yelled to her.

"no you're not! That would be so dangerous!" zephyr counted.

"THINK ABOUT THE OPPORTUNITIES! WE COUKD FIND MORE SPECEES! A NEW PAIR OF FRESH EY-"

"HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD IF YOU EXPOSE OUR CHILDREN TO CHANGEWINGS FOR 'A FESH PAIR OF EYES' I WILL DIVORCE YOU AND TAKE CUSTODY OF THE KIDS!" the young girl interrupted while Astrid blushed furiously.

"fine fine I love you-" nufffink began but zephyr interrupted again.
"and then they kiss! Mwahwha mwha!" zephyr made the famous snotlout making out position, complete with moans.

"I TAUGHT HER THAT!" snotlout yelled from the back of the hall and astrid glared at him.

"then you're facing the consequences for it," she said darkly, and snotlout gulped, very familiar with her famous punches by now. "come on baby let's go to the beach, and let daddy work," she picked up zephyr from the chair and set her down next to her.

She took nufffink form hiccup and kissed him. "be back at bedtime at the latest ok babe?" she confirmed.
"wouldn't miss reading a story to this little guy for the world!" he laughed, tickling him.

The audience again awwwwed at the sight. "be quiet" astrid rolled her eyes as she left. Hiccup couldn't help watching her as she left, his children trialing behind her.

"hiccup? Chiieeefff?" gobber said behind him and waved a hand in front of his goofy smile.

"nope he's thinking bout how lucky he is. I GET HIS HOUSE!" snotlout yelled attempting to push hiccup out of the way, which he couldn't even move him an inch.

Hiccup rolled his eyes and went back to his work, smiled still in place.
"as I was saying..."

Liked it? THAKS FOR 2K READS! I've been reading a lot but I'll try to make another one today just to make up for absence.

Question of the day: how are ou HONESTLY!? I will not allow the wrod fine. If your le day sucked, say why. If its was fantabulous, I'd love to k ow why.

For example, I'm a little tired but doing better since I got my contacts in for the first time at home and am finally posting something.

Have a nice day/night