Hiccstrid One Shots

Lost

Set in-between rtte and httyd 2. Just tired. Want to get this over and done with because I'm tired. I want to play piano. Also, PROMPTS, like I have no ideas. WAIT WAIT WAIT I DREAMT ABOUT SOMETHING LAST NIGHT! OK I have one idea, but more would be apprecioated- btw im just smiling because I love what I'll write after this. Astrid's also a little OOC I don't t care, its my writing. 

also, i wanna give a little shout out to all those in the us! random i know

"hiiiiccccccuuuup?" Astrid whined: it had been two days since hiccup had brought her away from berk to have a vacation just the two of them, claiming there was  a beautiful island  she had to see and they were still flying.

"assssstriiiiiid?" hiccup mimicked her, not look up from his map until he felt a pair of arms snake around his waist. 

"are we there yet?" she sked for what hiccup thought must have been the 75th time that day and he groaned.

"its exactly the same  answer as five minutes ago m'lady," he answered patiently, not even a hint of sarcasm in his voice. "was I meant to go north at that island or east?" he mumbled to himslef under his breath but astrid still heard it.

"EXCUSE ME WHAT?!" she yelled and since he was so close to her it felt as if hiccup had been standing near a thunderdrum. 

"nothing nothing," he shook his head inncoently at her, whilst her face went red.

"were lost aren't we?" she asked sceptically, folding her arms when he tuened to look at her

"lost no no no of course not" he replied , scratching the back of his neck and blushing under the scruntiny of his girlfriend.

"ohhhhh sure," she laghed and hiccup felt as if the gates of Hel had closed behind hiim. it wasnt a happy luagh , more a vast empty echocing sound that seemed to scream 'in pending doom'. hiccup wasn't very familiar with this:it was mormally snotlout who recieved it. He had however recived punches without a kiss afterwards. But this was a totally different scale.

"ok so firstly ," astrid began, holdin up one finger while all hiccup could think was, 'there's more than one? odin help me,' " you drag me out of bed, claiming that there is an 'amazing' island' and it turns out to be rock, rocks and more rocks. Secondly-"

Astrid stopped mid-sentence looking at something behind hiccup and when he turned around her grinned. A what he would describe as paradise lay in front of them, waterfalls dotted across with rainbows splayed lazily across the sky.

" dammit I love you," she gasped breathlessly and hugged hiccup excitedly as they landed.

"love you too gorgeous," he replied with as she ran around in awe, exploring.

"see told you I wasn't lost!" he yelled after her one more time before he chased her into the buses, finally being able to enjoy a vacation with his girlfriend.

The end, it sucks bla bla bla I contemplated suicide today so I don't care if you don't like it goodbye don't die.

Sry I'm so mean but I'm tired and it's 10 so I can't play piano and I'm stuck in a stupid love triangle

Good night.