Hiccstrid One Shots

Innocence Destroyed

I'm just smiling like a perv bc I know what's going to happen😏😏😏

Well duh I know I'm writing it

Rtte hiccstrid is DEFINITELY a thing

Ruffnut and tuffnut were walking across to the clubhouse when they heard giggles and laughs coming from inside.

"You go," the said in unison, pointing to each other.

"no you go!" they shouted again in unison.

"fine we'll both go," they said together and walked slowly to the door.

"ha you first," ruffnut grinned mischievously and pushed her brother inside.

"AHHHHHHH!" he screamed at what he saw and run out.

Hiccup had Astrid pinned to the wall, both shirtless, and he was roughly kissing her as his hands were fiddling with her skirt.

They jumped apart when they heard tuffnut.

"err what's going -AHHHHHHHHHH!" ruffnut yelled when she went in to see what her bother was screaming about.

By now, the rest of the gang had gathered and were staying at the scene.

"what do you two have to say for yourselves?! Look at him! You've destroyed my brothers innocence!" ruffnut scolded, pointing to tuffnut who was rolling on the floor, hands over eyes.

"I AM HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT! EYE BLEACH! I NEED EYE BLEACH! I WILL NEVER BE PURE AGAIN!" he wailed.

"what is-OH THOR PUT A SHIRT ON!" snotlout yelled, backing away so far he fell of the edge.

Hookfang, after waiting until he was metres from the ground, rolled his eyes and reluctantly saved him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS!" fishlegs screamed and then his face went white as a sheet.  "TOOTHLESS IS TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS! HOW COULD YOU!" he shouted at them as the quickly scrambled for their clothes.

"err well erm Astrid? Would you like to answer that?" he questioned, scratching the back of his neck nervously.

If looks could kil......

"no? Erm OK err..." he stumbled frantically mouthing 'help me'to his girlfriend.

"You need to apologise to tuff right now!" ruffnut ordered, stamping her foot.

"no way," Astrid shook her head stubbornly.

"You destroyed his innocence!" ruffnut yelled.

"what innocence? We all know what's he's been doing with chicken and macey!" she countered.

"hey!" tuffnut interrupted, "what I do with my babies are nothing to do with you!" he defended and astrid rolled her eyes.

"apologise," ruffnut glared.
"no," Astrid matched hers.

I SAID APOLOGISE!" rufnnute yelled.

" I said no. Do I have to say it in Spanish? " Astrid sassed back.

Hiccup secretly grinned and bit his lower lip : he loved it when Astrid sassed.

When the girls began to punch each other, hiccup had to step in.

" Astrid go to my hut and wait there for a minute, I'll take care of here," he whispered in her ear as he held her back.

"fine," she scoffed but hiccup knew she wasn't mad at him, as she walked out.

"OK tuffnut, I am extremely sorry for what you witnessed but I love Astrid ok? And sometime we.... Express... Our love for each other" he apologised.

"that was nearly close to being surprisingly sincere" ruffnut stated as her brother stood up.

"yeah but you still need eye bleach right? I have some," snotlout smirked as the twins suspectingly agreed.

"snotlout you know there is no-" fishlegs began but snotlout interrupted him.

"shut up fishface I'm going to pour bleach in their eyes it's going to be the best," he shushed and walked away.

"well I better make sure he doesn't blind them," fishlegs sighed and followed after them.

Hiccup smiled, shaking his head as he walked back to his hut.

"hey handsome," someone covered his eyes as he walked him. "guess who?" she whispered in his ear as her lips teased him by just brushing her lips up and down his neck.

"wow ruffnut you really need to stop that Astrid could find out," he dead panned and astrid giggled slightly as she turned him to face her.

"wanna finish what we started?" hiccup said guiding her hips towards the stairs and up to his bed.

"hel yeah," Astrid kissed him. "I love you babe," she mumbled.

"love you too gorgeous," he answered.

They were extremely busy that day.

HI im here because I hate myself and I don't let myself sleep if I don't post. I will try to work on two little bits so don't be surprised if you hear from me again but be warned I will be so sleep deprived it will suck. Sorry for the bad ending, I was kinda stuck on that.

This was quite short but it's actually one of my faves I've written. I've thought of this for ages I couldn't find words tho, so proud I did it.

I love Taylor swift. Like if I'm famous and I meet her I would fangirl so hard she'd never want to see me again. Like all her songs are amazing. I'm listening to sparks fly now.

See^ I'm crazy tired.