dicks and chicks
[7 participants]
lilah
no way
chels are playing derby county in 2 weeks
crying
declan
so it's gonna be Mason v Lilah?
aila
OMG
it's like couples therapy
august
go off
mason v lilah
lilah's gonna win
mason
wow thanks for the reassurance august
joshua
lilah's gonna win
come on she's got Willian
and David Luiz
lilah
booya
but yeah
can't wait to tackle you Mason
mason
I'm literally lying beside you
i will genuinely hit you
lilah
calling childline on you
bully
declan
childline?
you're 19
aila
let her call childine DECLAN
don't be fucking RUDE
august
okay kim kardashian
calm down
lilah
look at august defending her boyfriend
so sweet
august
WE'RE NOT DATING
FUCK OFF
declan
STOP THIS
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER
mason
you should be
me and Lilah would have someone to bully
lilah
the facts
spilt
aila
like me and Marcos don't exist
lilah
marcos doesn't do anything stupid
and he's not in this chat
and don't you dare add him
aila added marcos to the chat
lilah
you fucking idiot
marcos
HEY
my favourite midfielder
lilah
HAH
in your face mason
but seriously
kieran
marcos you don't belong here
this is strictly a no couples groupchat
minus Malilah bc they've been friends for 19 years
lilah
as we should
mason
we get special privilege
marcos
i feel left out
and offended
lilah
as you should
oh by the way, kepa was the one who stuck your shorts on the wall.
marcos
i knew it
thank you lilah
marcos left the chat
mason
what's going on in those changing rooms?
lilah
kepa and lilah v the rest of the team
but no one knows i'm working with kepa
aila
omg can i tell everyone?
lilah
no bc they'll throw water on me again
I'm not walking into training completely soaked because of Pedro and Willian
no chance
mason
I'll beat them up for you
declan
bullshit
go back to cuddling lilah
mason
how'd you know-
lilah
my instagram story dipshit
why are we talking in here
you're beside me
mason
literally what i said earlier
please disappear
august
lmao
lovers quarrel
anyway
good luck tonight Aila and Dec
lilah
yeah good luck
declan
thank you
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lilah💙✨
finnegan31
just told Mason I wouldn't date him if he still had his bowl haircut and he's gone in a mood with me 😂🤚🏼
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username1
i mean, would any of us?
finnegan31
username1 exactly
declanrice
please i'm cry-laughing right now
finnegan31
declanrice tell me I'm right so he stops whining 😂
username2
crying for him
username3
poor mason
username4
do you just bully each other?
finnegan31
username4 always
username5
this was too funy
username6
crying because this made me laugh sm
username7
mason 😂😂😂
masonmount
you're actually so mean
finnegan31
masonmount stop it you make me laugh so much
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