Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount

O N E - F O R T Y O N E

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[4 participants]

declan
mase
mason
Masonnnnn
mason mount
oi mountain head

mason
don't call me mountain head

chilly
mountain head 😂

madders
how lovely

declan
did you do it
are you an engaged man

chilly
surely we'd know already if he had

mason
i didn't
i got nervous

declan
DUDE
HOW
SHE'S BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR 21 YEARS IN 7 DAYS
PROPOSE FFS

mason
it's not that easy
i didn't realise that she woke up like an hour earlier than me everyday
she gets up and showers and everything
then gets back in bed before i get up so i don't suspect a thing

chilly
please she's so sweet
propose dickwad

madders
we're such supportive mates
but yeah don't be a bitch
do it

mason
well i can't do it now

declan
why not
where is she

mason
currently ranting on the phone to her mum
she's not impressed with the teams performance...

madders
oiiii mason's on the dog shelf

chilly
yikes mason's in her badbooks.

declan
uh oh
yeah don't do it now
don't wanna feel the wrath of angry Lilah

mason
i'll do it in due course
when i do you'll be the first ones to find out
other than the girls

chilly
how come she's unimpressed with the teams performance?

madders
you're 4th
that's not bad

mason
no clue
think she's getting annoyed with everyone trying to bum up to Lampard rather than actually playing the match properly.
lord knows, she did sick last season
now she thinks people are hardly trying
and she thinks people are gonna blame her because she's captain

madders
she worries too much
she knows she's a good player and a good captain
if people aren't concentrating then leave them to it, more goals for her

declan
please we've explained that to her many times
she's stubborn

mason
she's just tryna adjust to the new managing style
Lampard's massively different to Sarri
i mean look at Kepa, he was sick last season
now he's not.

chilly
kinda says something about Lampard as a manager then huh
 i mean don't get me wrong, big up you lot that you have an ex player managing you
but in the words of Finnegan, 'he can play football but he can't manage it'

declan
she has a point
does he know how to actually manage a PREM team
not a championship
there's a difference.

mason
i don't know
I'm on his good side
so is she
she's just worried he's gonna bench her, take the captain's band off of her and send her off on her way
which he won't do because he literally always praises her
everyone else gets screamed at, she gets lovely comments
favouritism much 🤚🏼

chilly
hey mate
at least she's nowhere near Rodgers
and he doesn't treat her like Rodgers did
cause that was absolutely vile

declan
people tread lightly with her thought because she's a girl
that's literally the reason
people don't wanna tackle her for the ball in case she gets hurt
like mate have you seen her? she's made of STEEL i swear

mason
that's our doing Dec
she used to go home from training with bruises everywhere
but hey at least she's got good pain tolerance

declan
she's great
honestly
i love that we can joke around and she doesn't get upset

chilly
i love that about her
she literally cracks me up so much

madders
and she's SICK at football
mate she's got like 80 goals in her career and she's been in professional football for barely 3 years
that's incredible

mason
that's my girl
i love seeing her succeed
makes me so happy
i hate it when she doesn't do stuff because of me
i had to force her to go for her call-up with England
and i had to encourage her to take the Chels first team because she didn't wanna leave me out

declan
she's adorable really
mate she's literally whipped
i don't see her leaving you like ever.
propose to her rn

mason
she's going out
something about an annual girls dinner
so I'm gonna assume they're going for Nandos

declan
yeah august just told me

madders
does she want kids?

chilly
i've always wondered that
i know she said she can't have them but does she want them?

mason
as far as I'm aware, she doesn't.
she likes work too much
i don't mind, it's her choice 'cause it's her body
 but if she changed her mind i wouldn't be opposed

madders
she's so good with her niece and nephew
like she would be a sick mum you know

declan
i say that constantly
all the damn time
august agrees with me

chilly
i think we all agree with her
Mase would be a good dad too

mason
haha thanks Chilly
but yeah it's up to her
I'm not fussed just so long as she's happy

declan
swear you were made for each other
what did you guys do for her birthday?

mason
we went home, her Mum had like a family get together
her weird cousin Joe was there

declan
WEIRD COUSIN JOE
mate he used to eat curry with a spoon
not even kidding

chilly
what an icon

mason
she got upset towards the end of the night though
said she felt like she was disappointing her family by being a footballer and not something 'normal'

declan
she's silly sometimes
the entire finnegan clan are so proud of her
sigh

madders
did we really just spend 20 minutes waffling about Lilah?

mason
we did
I'm off to play Warzone whilst she's gone 😂

declan
I'm joining

madders
same here

chilly
count me in lad

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