dicks and chicks
[12 participants]
chilly
alright then
seen as everyone else is too pussy to ask
did lilah and mase split up?
august
wrong groupchat moron
aila
EXPOSED
mason
i mean
you could've just asked us rather than asking your other groupchat
which we should be in by thee way
madders
you were in it
we kicked you out
lilah's still there though
lilah
score
i have like the majority of my gc's on mute
apart from this and the girls one
lando
i still don't know why i'm in that one
aila
because you're the baby
youngest is in there
declan
wow
i was youngest up until 2 weeks ago
lilah
neither of us acc like you though
so we just kept it as girls
plus lando laughs like a girl so
lando
i'm feeling violated
august
BALDO Norris actually
can't wait to see u shave it off
lando
okay yeah i hate you lot
lilah
omg not the hair
cryin xx
gonna switch to supporting Ferarri now xx
lando
you better not xx
chilly
back to the actual question
did you guys split up?
cause lilah you've been dodging legit every comment about it
and mason doesn't post in general so
mason
idk 🤷🏼♀️
declan
what you on about you don't know?
you're half of the relationship moron
madders
this is chaos
kepa
not malilah
i'm heartbroken
lando
kepa appears
kepa disappears
kepa
precisely
i only ever speak if there's gossip
lilah
bc ur a little gossip simp
you love being told everything
can we add kepa to the girls chat
aila
yes
go off
august
sure thang
lando
FINALLY
I'll take another lad anyday
lilah
lando-
that sounded incredibly awful
lando
yeah now i reread that i see why
chilly
STOP AVOIDING THE DAMN QUESTION
lilah
WELL I WANT TO
SO PLEASE STOP ASKING US
declan
we're just tryna see if its true
because let's be honest if it happens we'll all cry
august
I'll die inside
like actually die inside
aila
yeah same
aila = dead
mason
fine
yes we have split up
declan
wait what
seriously
chilly
fuck no
get back together and have babies
pls
I'll transfer to Chelsea
madders
get back together rn.
august
FUCK OFF NO YOU HAVEN'T
DON'T EVEN LIE
aila
none of you know what date it is?
it's April 1st morons
lando
MY HEART DROPPED TO MY ASS SO QUICKLY
lilah
oh i love april fools
nah we're still together dw
mason
got ya
chilly
shat myself
as long as you guys are fine then we're all fine
kepa
I HAD TO REREAD THAT MESSAGE MASON
i nearly started crying ngl
lilah
kepa = in the girls groupchat
enough said
kepa
as i should be
madders
he got sassy over the last few weeks
damn
lando
can i meet you guys when lockdown is over
you're all so enthusiastic
lilah
omg yes you can
mason
no you can't
lando
wow thank you
mason
kidding
lilah
don't be a tWaT mason
lando is great
i manifest a podium for you this season
lando
ur too sweet stop it
lilah
never
mclaren >>> mercedes
chilly
do you still hate Lewis Hamilton?
lilah
always
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Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount
Fanfiction'Delilah I can promise you, that by the time we get through, the world will never ever be the same, and you're to blame' ♡♡♡ started; 17/02/21 restarted; 25/02/21 finished; 16/04/21 ♡♡♡ cover by me x
