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dicks and chicks
[12 participants]

chilly
alright then
seen as everyone else is too pussy to ask
did lilah and mase split up?

august
wrong groupchat moron

aila
EXPOSED

mason
i mean
you could've just asked us rather than asking your other groupchat
which we should be in by thee way

madders
you were in it
we kicked you out
lilah's still there though

lilah
score
i have like the majority of my gc's on mute
apart from this and the girls one

lando
i still don't know why i'm in that one

aila
because you're the baby
youngest is in there

declan
wow
i was youngest up until 2 weeks ago

lilah
neither of us acc like you though
so we just kept it as girls
plus lando laughs like a girl so

lando
i'm feeling violated

august
BALDO Norris actually
can't wait to see u shave it off

lando
okay yeah i hate you lot

lilah
omg not the hair
cryin xx
gonna switch to supporting Ferarri now xx

lando
you better not xx

chilly
back to the actual question
did you guys split up?
cause lilah you've been dodging legit every comment about it
and mason doesn't post in general so

mason
idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

declan
what you on about you don't know?
you're half of the relationship moron

madders
this is chaos

kepa
not malilah
i'm heartbroken

lando
kepa appears
kepa disappears

kepa
precisely
i only ever speak if there's gossip

lilah
bc ur a little gossip simp
you love being told everything
can we add kepa to the girls chat

aila
yes
go off

august
sure thang

lando
FINALLY
I'll take another lad anyday

lilah
lando-
that sounded incredibly awful

lando
yeah now i reread that i see why

chilly
STOP AVOIDING THE DAMN QUESTION

lilah
WELL I WANT TO
SO PLEASE STOP ASKING US

declan
we're just tryna see if its true
because let's be honest if it happens we'll all cry

august
I'll die inside
like actually die inside

aila
yeah same
aila = dead

mason
fine
yes we have split up

declan
wait what
seriously

chilly
fuck no
get back together and have babies
pls
I'll transfer to Chelsea

madders
get back together rn.

august
FUCK OFF NO YOU HAVEN'T
DON'T EVEN LIE

aila
none of you know what date it is?
it's April 1st morons

lando
MY HEART DROPPED TO MY ASS SO QUICKLY

lilah
oh i love april fools
nah we're still together dw

mason
got ya

chilly
shat myself
as long as you guys are fine then we're all fine

kepa
I HAD TO REREAD THAT MESSAGE MASON
i nearly started crying ngl

lilah
kepa = in the girls groupchat
enough said

kepa
as i should be

madders
he got sassy over the last few weeks
damn

lando
can i meet you guys when lockdown is over
you're all so enthusiastic

lilah
omg yes you can

mason
no you can't 

lando
wow thank you

mason
kidding

lilah
don't be a tWaT mason
lando is great
i manifest a podium for you this season

lando
ur too sweet stop it

lilah
never
mclaren >>> mercedes

chilly
do you still hate Lewis Hamilton?

lilah
always

♡♡♡


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