Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount

O N E 'O' T H R E E

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[5 participants]

lilah
bye josh and kieran xx
don't know why you all of a sudden just left us but okay xx

aila
don't add them back
what weirdos

mason
'we're not footballers'
so
you could've been if you weren't so obnoxious

declan
they only dropped out bc you both got loaned
and they got told they weren't being loaned nor playing for chels' first team

august
boys 🙄

lilah
agreed
anyway
i've got the europa league final in a few days and i'm bricking it

aila
girl you'll win
you've carried the team the entire season

mason
why are you scared?

lilah
there's a chance I'll be benched
and if i am I'll be so mad

declan
no way
there's 0 reason why Sarri would bench you
if he does I'll beat him up for you

aila
stop being so absurd
he won't bench you
22 goals for the Prem?
12 goals for the Europa League?
bugger off you've got 34 goals the entire season
no chance he's benching you for the final match

lilah
i hope kepa's on 😂
can't believe he refused to be substituted
what a legend

mason
lord what i would do to be in that Chelsea groupchat

declan
how chaotic is it?

lilah
so very chaotic
they still don't know it's me who's helping Kepa
they thought it was Luiz

aila
still?
that's a whole ass season
how've they not realised?

lilah
cause I'm a great secret keeper
and if they don't find out by the final
Kepa and I are gonna tell them

august
kepa refusing to get off the pitch made me laugh so much
he was like 🤚🏼
bitch no

lilah
he got in so much trouble for that
and I mean so much trouble
Sarri literally had steam coming out of his ears

mason
please why did he refuse?
is there any reason?

declan
maybe cause everyone underestimates him

lilah
i agree with you for once
wish people would leave him alone 🤚🏼

august
you fancy him
deffo

lilah
😂😂😂
funny
i don't

mason
you do
bet

lilah
no bc why is my boyfriend agreeing with this
SLANDER
stop it
I'm like the only person who speaks to him daily because everyone else is rude as fuck to him

aila
wait
no that's actually so mean
what do they say to him?

lilah
all sorts
i hate it
they always chat shit behind his back to me
like i won't tell him

august
so you're telling me all of Chels are snakes?
coolio

lilah
not all
more like Luiz
because he thinks he's fucking sick
and I HATE how big-headed he is when it comes to matches
like shush please i'm sick of your voice

mason
ooo
you're being a snake right now

declan
feisty
you guys aren't arguing right?

lilah
he's just being a twat as per usual
and no we aren't
I'm currently lay on his back
don't ask questions

august
why-
mason aren't you uncomfortable?

mason
not really
she's keeping me warm
but still
you're being a snake Lilah

lilah
no I'm not
I'm simply expressing my frustrations
because people are so damn rude to Kepa for NO REASON
sigh

declan
wow
who knew you were a good friend?
not me cause all you do is BULLY ME

lilah
that's bc you make it hard not to Deccers
and besides, Kepa gives me free food 🤚🏼

mason
you deffo fancy him

lilah
if i did
i wouldn't be your girlfriend
so stop saying that before i stop playing with your hair

august
manipulation at its finest
we're only joking Lilah
maybe you should tell Sarri about everyone saying shit about Kepa?
or does he join in?

lilah
I'm not starting drama over it
the second Luiz is gone literally everyone loves him
it's just Luiz

declan
this is why you should never meet your childhood heroes

lilah
both David Luiz and Frank Lampard got ruined for me
they're nothing like I expected
David Luiz is big-headed and mean
Lampard doesn't like me bc I'm going out with Mase and he isn't

mason
not this shit again 😂😂😂

august
crying 😂🤚🏼

aila
he does get jealous

lilah
and he's in talks for the next Chels manager
GUARANTEE i get kicked from being captain and straight to the bench
female struggles

declan
shut up
Lampard loves you both
i've seen him talk about you on TV Lilah
he said he wants you on loan for Derby as well

lilah
too bad
I'm signed for Chels full time <3

mason
lilah can we make pizza

lilah
homemade?

august
YOU'RE SAT TOGETHER

aila
DUMBASSES

mason
yeah

lilah
let's go

declan
you baffle me

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author's note - hey!! sorry for the later updates today, I had my first full day back at college and I've been doing homework for tomorrow <3 I planned to wear my Mount shirt tomorrow 😊