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lads
[4 participants]

mason
need your help lads

declan
oh god
this can't be good
what did you break?

chilly
love that you assumed he'd broken something
but yeah what'd you break?

madders
hopefully not Lilah
you've got a match later

declan
😂😂😂
smooth Madders

mason
piss off
i broke her last weekend though 🙂
kidding
or am I?

chilly
TMI MASE
jesus christ
anyway
what's up

madders
hopefully not sex tips

declan
why did this chat get immediately weird
let's leave the sex behind
what's up Mason

mason
wellll i've been doing a lot of thinking

chilly
dangerous

mason
i think i wanna propose to lilah

declan
WHAT
UH YES
DO IT

madders
SERIOUSLY
MASE DO IT

chilly
MASON MOUNT DO IT

mason
BUT
with how busy our schedule is at the moment
i've got NO IDEA how to do it
when to buy the ring
literally anything

chilly
i think this calls for the two best friends to be added
because we're lads
how are we gonna know

mason added august and aila

august
the fuck is this
mate
I'm not a lad

aila
even the chat smells like B.O
disgusting

mason
i need your help idiots

aila
with?

madders
he wants to propose to Lilah
but he doesn't know how, when, where
and he has no time to buy a ring

august
WHAT
OMG YES MASON
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THAT LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS

aila
PROPOSE?!
PLEASE YOU COULD GIVE HER A HARIBO RING AND SHE'D SAY YES

chilly
sorted
haribo ring it is

mason
😂🤚🏼
i've found a ring actually
i just don't know what size she is

august
it's L

declan
how do you know that-

aila
please we know everything about each other
but yeah she's an L

mason
that's scarily accurate-
her fingers are well skinny what the hell

chilly
jealous
mine are chubby

august
fuck off whining

chilly
wow thanks

declan
don't take it personally
it's bc we lost

madders
haha
so did we 😂

mason
we won our last match
hopefully gonna win this one tonight

august
please ofc you will
anyway
go get that engagement ring sir

aila
OMG STOP
you could propose to her at Stamford Bridge
like before a match or something

chilly
DO THAT

madders
your common forte is Chelsea so

mason
in front of the team?

august
no silly
please she'd literally die of embarrassment
remember how you got together?
you pulled her into a random room, kissed her and asked her out?
do it like that

aila
pull her into a random room
kiss her
bam
propose to her

madders
or
instead of at work
because most of your life seems to revolve around it
do it at home
like one morning when she's awake
just ask her 🤷‍♂️

mason
I'll figure it out
thank you though

august
you're welcome
august smith is out

august left the chat

aila
yeah see ya
the chat smells

aila left the chat

declan
august won't stop screaming in happiness
thanks Mase

mason
welcome 😂

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