Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2]

Chapter 03: A Surprising Turn Of Events!

Chapter 03: A Surprising Turn Of Events!

(A/N: Zero/Xavier
'The Unsung Hero')

*Willow's/Anastasia's POV*

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

I yawned and rubbed the sleep off my eyes. "Where are we?"

"Well, we just crossed a bridge, but we're not at Far, Far, Away yet." Said Fiona.

"Oh, okay." I said. I turned to Alice and Zero and tried not to laugh at their position. Alice was hugging Zero for dear life, and he had his arm around her.

Actually...they look like they would make a great couple. I wouldn't be against them dating each other, but it'll probably be a little weird.

Either way, I got something to tease them with later on!

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How long has it been....an hour?

We've just past a sign in the middle of a forrest that said '100 Miles To Far, Far, Away.'

I wonder how long we've really been on this journey for exactly, seeing as I was asleep through most of it?

"Are we there yet?" Donkey asked again. How many times has he asked that already?

"We are not!" Shrek yelled.

If this is what happened while I was asleep, then clearly I didn't miss out on anything.

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This journey feels so long!

Although, I can't really complain because at least we're not walking the entire journey there.

"Are we there yet?"

"No!" Shrek and Fiona yelled at the same time.

Silence...

"Are we there yet?" Shrek and Donkey asked at the same time. Shrek must be this bored and annoyed, he's now mimicking everything Donkey says.

"Hey, that's not funny." They said together. Looks like the tables have turned. "That's really immature."

I burst out laughing. "No, you're right. It's hilarious!"

"See? This is why nobody likes ogres."

"Alright, your loss!"