With the two halves of Baljeet in his hands, Shrek rushes over to Mario, the village doctor.
Mario and his brother Luigi ran a clinic. They were both the size of Shrek though they decided not to rule with him. They were too big to be human doctors, so they just fucked around.
Mario was in the middle of hiding a small human body in the fridge when Shrek blew down the door to the clinic, entering the building and making his way to Doctor Mario's office.
His stash in the fridge was beginning to get full. He was going to have get rid of them somewhere.
Another failed experiment Mario thought to himself as Shrek entered his office with the two halves of Baljeet, just as he closed the fridge door.
"I want you to fix him." Shrek says, narrowing his eyes at Mario, who was busy making sure the fridge wouldn't open on it's own. It was just better no one knew what he was doing.
"Well?" Shrek asks impatiently.
"Oh, sorry. What is it you wanted?" The doctors asks sheepishly.
"I want you to fix him." Shrek hands Mario the Baljeet pieces.
"Oh I see. Hmm...." As the doctor says this, he places the Baljeet among the pile of other halves on a small part of the counter.
"You see, I still have no idea how to help them. You can come back when I figure it out. Keep it in your pants for now." Mario says with a heavy sigh.
That's when Luigi came in. "Wait! Shrek... There is a way we can save him."
Mario whirls around to face Luigi. "No! We're not doing that! It's risky."
"I know it is. But do we have another choice? Shrek's cum is going to waste!"
Mario supposed there wasn't any other way. "Ok... Fine. You have a point. You've convinced me. We can do it. If you're up for it." Mario turns to Shrek.
"Of course I am, whatever it is." Shrek says. "But only Baljeet. The others are uh... Let's just leave them the way they are."
Mario takes the mound of human halves into his arms and then carries them to a drawer on the other end of his office. There, he stores them away to be forgotten.
He picks out Baljeet and says "Ok. Let's do this. I'm going to warn you Shrek, the last two humans we tried this on were uh... Well it just didn't go so well."
"That's fine. I just want him back."
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Shrek's Sacrifice
FanfictionShrek, the all-holy lord of the Tri-State Area, chooses Baljeet as his new sacrifice. But they soon discover, their love for each other may be too strong. This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever made. A eleven part epic of two lovers. edit: pl...