Shrek's Sacrifice

Part 10 - The New Lord of the Underworld

Mario and Luigi were walking in the middle of nowhere.

They'd spent the night (or maybe more like what felt like a night) inside the cave and started off in a random direction.

As they were walking, Mario points out a small mountain protruding from the ground off into the distance. A brown man was standing next to the landform. The two brothers decide to head towards it.

When they reach it, they see the man, holding a silver tray. 

"Do you want a biscuit? I know running in Hell can be tiring." Baljeet asks.

The two brothers exchange looks.

Baljeet swallows. He could not mess this up. He thought about the last time he'd messed up. He'd been in the drug dealing business with his boyfriend Buford, and they'd met with a strange dinosaur looking thing who called himself Dr. Bowser. He'd lived in this odd castle and was selling his cum.

Baljeet and Buford weren't all that interested, so they declined. Bowser stole Buford and force fed him some cum. Buford then died in a fiery explosion, leaving nothing behind but ash. Baljeet narrowly escaped.

Then, when Luigi stepped on him, Baljeet ended up here, in Hell. Buford had become the new Lord of the Underworld and had been running it for a while. He graciously gave Baljeet some powers and then let him take his revenge.

That was where he stood, watching Luigi and Mario try to decide whether or not they should take the biscuit.

"Should... Should we?" Luigi was tempted to take a biscuit.

"We're in Hell," Mario warned. "We should be carefu-" Mario stopped. A mischievous glint appears in his eyes. "Go ahead."

Luigi takes a biscuit and shoves it up his ass. A few seconds later, the biscuit explodes, pushing out white dust outside Luigi's asscrack.

The gas moves through the three of them. 

Baljeet wants to gag. "Why does my cum sme-" He decides not to finish that sentence. A pungent cheese aroma wafts everywhere.

Mario and Luigi collapse on the ground.

...

Shrek and the Ghul were strapped up to the wall. Shrek opened his eyes to see a tired Ghul in front of him.

"What happened?"

"I know as much as you do."

There was a pause as Shrek sniffs a weird smell. "Does it... Smell like cheese to you?"

"Uh..." The Ghul sniffs. "Ugh! It does! It's like... It's like someone made a horse shit a wagon filled with pigs that died of stroke."

Shrek winces at the strangely specific analogy.

The Ghul thinks back to the when he was a human. He didn't remember much of those times, but he did hear that he died of kidney failure. He was disappointed to know he'd died such a measly death. He would've preferred dying from eating too much ass, much like his good friend Donkey Kong. They were enemies before because they both loved the same woman, but eventually settled it when DK went after another woman named Daisy.

Then some green Italian spewed shit in his mouth and he actually died from eating too much ass. 

But he died as a warrior, and that was what counted.

When the Ghul saw he'd been summoned by Italians, he didn't want anything to do with them, but he saw bald kid and that changed everything. He decided, he'll put the grudge behind him especially since they had such a just cause.