When Shrek arrived home, the first thing he did was bring out Baljeet. He gently placed him on the ground, where Baljeet sat.
Out of nowhere, Shrek begins to pull his pants down.
Baljeet violently gasps at the sheer size of his dick. It was the size of about six Baljeets long and four Baljeets wide.
When Shrek came closer, he knew. He knew that he was going to die.
Baljeet scrambled to his feet, turning away from the throbbing green appendage protruding from Shrek's body.
It was so big, that it caught up to Baljeet before Shrek did. One big smack from the thing and Baljeet went out cold.
Shrek panics. He hadn't meant to knock him out like that. He gently picks him up and places him in another location, this one a flat surface free of other things. He decides maybe he should "try". It wouldn't hurt if he was knocked out. Right?
Shrek "tries" and rips Baljeet into two.
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Shrek's Sacrifice
FanfictionShrek, the all-holy lord of the Tri-State Area, chooses Baljeet as his new sacrifice. But they soon discover, their love for each other may be too strong. This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever made. A eleven part epic of two lovers. edit: pl...
