Shrek's Sacrifice

Part 7 - An Onion

The Ghul, the Italians, and the ogre step outside of the clinic.

"So... Where do we start?"

"Well, first we get out of the Tri-State area. I'm sure that isn't a problem for us, since we've got Shrek."

"Uh... Yeah about that..."

About two decades ago, Shrek was a different ogre. He was a ruthless, cunning and deceiving ruler. He still is, but now he loves Baljeet. As an ogre, he was many times the size of all humans and he took advantage of that. Once he conquered the Tri-State Area, he let all the other creatures and beings that were hiding among the humans leave but kept the humans inside. To make sure none of them ever escaped, he placed an onion to guard and make sure no one ever stepped foot outside.

Even himself.

"Well that doesn't sound too bad. Just an onion, right?"

"Do you know why I chose an onion, Ghul?"

"Uh, no."

"It's because onions have layers."

"And?"

"You'll find out soon enough."

With that ominous line left adrift, the four begin their walk to the outskirts of Danville.

It didn't take too long, as they were all huge. About three steps later they faced the onion.

"So, do we kill it?" The Ghul asks, eyeing the onion.

"Wait, no! We can reason with it, can't we?" Luigi says,

Neither Shrek or Mario say anything. Little did Luigi know, everyone hated him.

Besides the fact that he was annoying, Mario had checked many times, and he just wasn't packing. They tried a couple times too because Luigi swore size wasn't an issue, but Mario just never felt it.

"So, we're actually not going to stop him?" Shrek whispers to Mario.

"I mean... Do you like him?"

"Nope."

"He'a goner." Mario says, almost choking on the sentence. He remembered that accent from back when he was a simp for a girl who was always fought over. When he realized the girl was too high-maintenance, he opened the doctor shop with Luigi and left her "always in trouble" ass behind to die. And that's where he's been ever since.

Probably one of his better decisions. His unlicensed prostate examiner agrees as well, though chances are he wasn't even listening when Mario was telling him. At the time of telling, the examiner was two feet up his ass, after all.

Luigi walks over to the onion. "Well, uh, hello... There. You look very-" Before Luigi could even finish his sentence, the onion starts shaking. A layer of skin begins to peel off and a tendril of onion pokes through it. When the skin had completely peeled off, it still had it's onion-shape but now it had a tentacle coming out from the back somewhere

Luigi falters. "I... Uh..." Another tentacle.

A rip opens up in the middle of the onion. It was a mouth. "Wanna see how far up your ass these tentacles can go?"

Luigi turns around, scared shitless, an expression that doesn't apply literally here, as he can always tell when he's shit by looking at his diaper.

Mario, Shrek and even the Ghul were looking at him nonchalantly, almost like the time he became a stripper. He thought he was joining a inhuman circus, as they accepted him, even when he was unusually tall. Turns out, circuses don't have people throw money at you. They also don't make fifteen humans shove their dick up your enormous ass. His mistake for thinking it was his debuting act.

Luigi the clown. It had a nice ring to it, he thought as he was staring down the onion and it's vicious smile. As he thought of rings, he remembers at one point they used a ring to stretch his asshole and have people go inside it. An expedition, they said. They'll love it, they said. He felt strange and tickly as it was happening. That day he didn't bring his diaper and he got fired. So did about ten other people, but their firing was more like a cannon.

Even now, he swears he still finds humans in the toilet.

He could use that, he thinks.

Luigi bends over, first taking off his blue overalls and then his diaper.

The onion frowns. "I can't tell if you're mooning me or if you're getting ready. Ah, well." The onion releases his tentacle, it snakes over to Luigi's buns.

But the onion did not know the true extent of his ass cannon.

Luigi begins twerking, an ancient technique perfected by the monks and passed down to the circus and to him. At least, that's what the circus said.

Luigi begins to feel strange, almost tickly. It's cumming.

BOOM!

The biggest dump he'd ever taken in his life flies out like a mortar cannon, splattering all over the onion.

"SHIT! FUCK! IT'S SHIT! OH FUCK!" The onion could only swear as bits of pizza, chicken, tacos and Mario's new raincoat hit him.

The onion dies in an onion explosion.

The Ghul chuckles as Mario and Shrek swear under their breath.

"That wasn't so hard now was it fellas?" The Ghul floats on, Mario, Shrek and Luigi trailing.