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Drug Interview

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Drug Interview

"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?" A few people asked before they turned to see their informant clutching her stomach while wheezing out laughter and rolling around on the floor.

"Is she alright?" Shoji wondered out loud.

"No, I'm never alright." Responded Nova who was standing up, her face red and eyes full of tears. "But anyway, this universe is hilarious." This caused a lot of people to smile. "Deku is a villain in this, but it's not the same as the last one. Basically, Shiggy, Toga, Dabi, and Deku were caught and Mr. Aizawa is doing a drug interview with them." Everyone looked at her in confusion and doubt.

"I don't see how that is funny though?" Mina said with slight disappointment in her voice.

Nova giggles. "Aizawa is doing the interview and he hasn't slept in 4 days. Let's just say his thoughts aren't exactly in the right place."

This caused quite a few people to perk up while Mic and Midnight smirked and Aizawa sank down in his chair.

The screen shows an extremely tired Aizawa sitting in a chair across from Shigaraki. "So, have you ever taken any illegal drugs?" He asked. "No I have not." Shigaraki replied. "Is it possible that you could have had any drugs in your system without you knowing?" He questioned the villain. "What are you implying?" The villain questioned skeptically. "Have you ever..."

"Oh my god, the suspense is killing me." Kaminari said to which some people nodded and others rolled their eyes.

"Pooped. A. Balloon?" Aizawa asked looking perfectly serious to a dumbfounded Shigaraki.

All was silent until everyone except Aizawa and Shigaraki burst into laughter. The former sunk down and tried to hide in his scarf while the latter was staring at the screen with a 'wtaf' face.

Shigaraki stood up and said "Okay, I'm done with this." walking out of the interview room. Aizawa looked after him with a confused expression "Well he sure left in a hurry."

"NO SHIT!" Bakugo shouted, being the angry pomeranian he is.

Aizawa is then shown sitting in front of Toga who looks up at him with a 'I'm so done with this shit' face and said "You're gonna be single forever." Aizawa didn't seem to register her words or just chose to ignore them.

A lot of people yelled out "Oof!" while Aizawa just huffed.

"Do you know what this is?" He asked, pointing at a picture. Toga nodded and said "That's marijuana." Aizawa stood up and slamed his hands on the table, startling Toga. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!" He shouted.

"Woah. Calm down Jamal, don't pull out the nine." Said Sero, only to be glared at by Aizawa.

"It's labeled" said a still slightly shaken Toga. Aizawa hurriedly grabbed the photo and looked at it. "Damn it" was all he said as he rubbed his face in frustration.

At this everyone was cackling, even Aizawa let out a chuckle.

"That is Nortern Whites Cannabus Indiga" Dabi said, looking proud of himself.

"LMAO HE LOOKS SO PROUD" Called out Mina while Dabi just looked slightly embarrassed.

Aizawa sighs. "No...It's marijuana"

"Aizawa's given up on life" Ojiro says with a slight chuckle.

It shows Aizawa and Deku sitting across from each other as Deku says "I'm just saying, you can't be sure it wasn't you."

Everyone laughed while Midnight said "That kid could probably talk himself out of anything if he had the confidence."

A lot of people agreed while smiling at each other.

"That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me" 

"Maybe it was and that's why you're acting like that." AFO snickered causing people to gape at him before turning back to the screen.

"Marijuana" Deku said, grabbing the photo on the table in between them. "Is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember" He said flapping the picture in his hand. "I would remember" An insulted Aizawa responded. "Well how could you if it just erased your memory?" He asked skeptically. "That's not how it works?" "Now how do you know how it works?" He said with one eyebrow quirked. The sleep deprived teacher looked deep in thought for a moment before he snapped out of it. "Knock it off! Okay? I'm conducting the interview here!" "No!" Deku shouted in retaliation. "You said that I'd be conducting this interview when I walked in here. So exactly how much pot did you smoke?" He said while Aizawa sat there extremely confused.

Everyone was laughing their asses off with occasional comments such as 'wtf', 'I can't believe that's Aizawa sensei', and 'Would this actually happen'. Everything was really happy, and it was nice to see everyone laughing and smiling after everything that they had seen so far. So Aizawa didn't scold them, but he gave a small smile that went unnoticed by everyone.

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