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If Deku was in IT

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If Deku was in IT

Nova could be seen cackling and leaning on a wall for support before giving up and sliding down the wall, still laughing uncontrollably.

"I think she's finally lost it" Sero whispered to Kami

"Me too bro, me too" Kami whispered back.

"Uhhh, Nova? Are you alright?" Uraraka asked in concern.

"No, but let me explain this universe" She said from the spot on the wall. "Basically, Izu was having a really REALLY bad day. And the Bakusquad thought it would be a good idea to mess with him. Let's just say, it didn't end well."

"Oh no" All of the Bakusquad said at once.

Deku is shown walking down the road with a sour expression. You could see Kiri dressed in a creepy clown costume surrounded by the rest the Bakusquad standing in a sewer. Bakugo looked like he had been dragged there and really wanted to go home. Kaminari used a bit of electricity to zap Midoriya. He ended up dropping a box that was in his hand into the sewer. But they didn't get the response they were expecting. "Oh- ah, where'd my shit go?" "Hiya there Midoriya!" Kiri said popping out of the sewer. "What the hell are you doing in a sewer drain you psycho bitch?!" "What a nice box" "Uh uh, hell no. HELL NO!"

"Why are you in a sewer?" Aizawa questioned the group who just shrugged.

"It is what it is" Kaminari said.

"It is what it issss" Mina and Sero echoed.

"Eraserhead, wtf is wrong with your kids?" Gran Torino asked

"Believe me, if I knew I probably would've done something already." He responded tiredly.

"They're almost as chaotic as us!" Toga yelled giddily, clapping her hands.

"Almost?" All Might questioned the girl.

"I'll show you what she's talking about after this universe." Nova said with a smirk.

"Do you want it back?" Kiri questioned, showing Izuku the box in his grip. "Yes I want my shit back bitch! Better give me my shit back before I bop you on your clown ass nose." "You look like a nice boy" "bItCh, you don't know me!" "Do you want a balloon Midoriya?" "NO! I don't want a goddamn balloon! This ain't no Party City!" "Well, I'm Pennywise the dancing clown" "Okay. I don't give a fuck who the fuck you is. Pennywise, Pennybitch. I don't fucking care." "Well, now we aren't strangers" "Bitch I don't know you. All I know is your name and your a dANcInG CLoWn! And I don't give a SHIT!"

"Damn, Midoriya" Tsu said.

"He must be really pissed if he's being this sassy." Iida commented.

"I know, I haven't seen him like this since that one time" Floaty girl said.

"Wait, he's acted like this before?" Kirishima asked.

"Oh yeah, he's a snarky little shit when he learns to trust you." Dabi said.

"Remember when he sassed AFO and then flipped him the bird?" Toga said, trying to hold back her giggles.

"I said I was sorry for messing up his hair!" Replied the offended villain.

"You didn't just 'mess it up'. You literally shaved off a chunk of his hair." Shigaraki said.

"Wait, is that why he had an undercut for a little bit in middle school?" Bakugo asked.

"Yep" Said all the villains.

Midoriya looked so done with this bs. "I think I'm just gonna go, your crazy ass." "Without your box?" "I mean. I mean, I would like it back. But if you ain't gonna give it to me I'm not just gonna sit here and talk to you in a sewer drain." "Take it" "BITCH! You think I'm gonna reach my hand into that goddamn sewer drain? You dumb bitch! I'm gone. Hell no." He said, walking away. "What the actual fuck?" Kaminari said, eyes wide. Mina was shown laughing her ass off while waving her phone around saying that she got it on video. "I told you extras it was a bad idea to do this when he was so pissed off" Bakugo growled with a sigh. Tape man was comforting a very distraught Kirishima who seemed traumatized by what just happened.

"Well, remind me not to mess with midobro when he's pissed" Kiri said, feeling bad for his on-screen counterpart.

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