Dekuverse

Toga and Izuku's Shinanigans

"Okay, you're going to react to some of the chaotic shit that Toga and Izuku do." Nova giggled.

Toga gasped and ran over to Nova. She whispered something in her ear and the informant smiled ear to ear. Then the two smirked at each other and Toga bounced back to her seat. The League looked at her in worry, because they had seen that smirk before.

"You're going to react to what happened when Deku got high on accident one time." Nova said.

"Wait, he got high?! When did this happen?" AFO asked in surprise.

"You'll just have to see." Shigaraki said with a long sigh.

The screen opens up to Izuku who's eyes were not completely in focus before he was grabbed by a member of the Shie Hissaki. They had seen him hanging around the League and assumed that he must mean something to them if they were acting so friendly with a hero. Not only that, but he is basically the reason that Overhaul lost his arms, because he lost in the fight against Deku.

"The Shie Hissaki got him?!" All Might practically yelled.

"While he was high none the less! How the hell did he get out of there alive?!" Aizawa shouted.

It showed Toga, Dabi, and Shigaraki rushing into the base where the assumed Izuku would be. What they didn't expect is to see the green-haired boy t-posing in front of a cowering group of Yakuzas. When he heard their footsteps he whipped his head around really fast. "Izuku! Izuku, we're here to save you!" Shiggy yelled out to his younger brother. "What the fuck do you mean save me?! I am peeerfectly fine!" The broccoli responded in a slightly distorted voice. Dabi looked like he just wanted to go home so he walked forward to grab Izuku. "Get the fuuuuck away from me." Toga suddenly pulled a stun gun out of nowhere and pointed in at her friend. "Put the fuuuucking gun down or I'm finna pull the grenade" He said pulling said grenade out of nowhere just as his friend had. Everyone else in the room looked between the two wondering where the hell they got those from.

"No seriously, how?" Kami asked in absolute confusion.

Toga giggled. "A magician never reveals their secret."

"Are we just going to ignore the fact that problem child threatened to set off a grenade?" Aizawa said, exasperated.

"Uh oh I pulled the grenaaaaade" Izuku said, pulling the grenade by accident and then looking down without a care in the world while everyone else freaked out. In the commotion someone threw a plastic water bottle at Deku which made him very angry. "Who the fuck threeew that plaaaastic?!" He said while Dabi snorted. Midoriya whipped around to the burnt nugget and pulled a knife out of thin air. "I will stab you!" He threatened, pointing the knife at the boy who was slowly backing away. "Sksksksks" He said putting both hands in the air and doing a little dance. "Save the turtles. Praise the loooo-" He got down on both of his knees and looked towards the sky, holding both the knife and the grenade to his chest. "oooooord" The grenade blew up and everyone started freaking out even more so than they had been before.

Everyone asides from the three villains present shrieked like banshees.

"HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE?!" Kami screamed.

"Honestly, not sure. He somehow ended up swinging from the chandelier between the time the grenade went off and the smoke cleared." Toga said simply with a shrug.

"Okay, more shenanigans!" Nova cheered joyfully.

The screen opened up again but this time Toga and Izuku were laying on a couch when they decided that it would be a good idea to open up that new karaoke machine that they found. They also somehow found a bunch of party supplies and ordered cupcakes. They both wrapped feather boas around their necks, put on plastic party glasses, and proceeded to scream the lyrics of songs into the machine.

"Ya'll are chaotic as fuck" Bakugo commented.

"Why thank you!" Toga chirped, delighted.

The League just sighed but also smiled because as much as they hated to admit it, watching the two being so happy warmed their hearts. Even if they were doing chaotic shit.

Once they got hungry they grabbed ice cream, sprinkles, strawberry syrup, caramel syrup, and chocolate syrup as well as the cupcakes they had ordered earlier. They decided it would be a good idea to smear the bright pink frosting on each other's faces to look like mustaches. They also ended up mixing concoctions with all of the ice cream and toppings and then trying them to see how nasty they ended up. They ultimately decided that the ice cream mixed with a butt load of strawberry syrup, quite a bit or caramel, and pieces of a cupcake was the worst tasting.

Mina, Kami, and Sero were laughing about how the two had completely forgot about the frosting mustaches on their faces.

"What's so funny?" Kirishima asked the three.

"They forgot about their mustaches." Mina got out between laughing.

At this people noticed and giggled a bit along with the three.

It was a little bit later before the two noticed and Izuku went to the bathroom to wash off the frosting. He came back laughing hysterically. "What's up Izu?" Toga questioned. "The-" He said before clutching on a chair so he wouldn't fall to the floor laughing. "The frosting stained." He burst out laughing and then showed Toga that his upper lip was stained pink. Toga gasped and ran to the bathroom Izuku just came out of. She came back with the same stain and they both looked at each other for a few seconds before howling and rolling around on the floor with laughter.

Everyone in the theater who wasn't a buzzkill was absolutely losing their shit. Nova was trying to remember how to breathe while laying on the floor clutching her stomach which hurt so bad but she just couldn't stop laughing.

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Fun fact! The second scenario was based off of something that happened on my birthday 6 years ago. That, to this day, is one of my favorite days ever.