Kid: *comes up to me in a horrible accent* would you like to join my tax company?
Me: ..your tax company?
Him: yeah!
Me: what do y'all do? Collect taxes?
Him: yep!
Me: uH-
Him: give me all your money
Me: I have 5 dollars-
Him: give me 2:D
Me: no❤️
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Things I've heard in public school
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