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Kid: *comes up to me in a horrible accent* would you like to join my tax company?

Me: ..your tax company?

Him: yeah!

Me: what do y'all do? Collect taxes?

Him: yep!

Me: uH-

Him: give me all your money

Me: I have 5 dollars-

Him: give me 2:D

Me: no❤️

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