(this happened a few days ago-)
My friends: *drawing for a project*
Me:can we add child molester steve in the water?
Them: no:|
Me: :( pls
Them: no
Me: smh fine
**After lunch we went to the gym for a recess type of thing**
Me: *at the bleachers* so anyways steve, I've been trying to suck people's fingers all day and they keep saying no. I'm only charging 5 bucks tho.
Steve: *speaks back to me in our secret language*
Me: yeah..I would charge the full ten but Im not all that good at it so I don't want to do a shit finger sucking session and then make them pay 10$. That's bs
Steve: sibbusshuuhs
Me: I don't want to suck toes at school.
Steve: subsubsubshuhs🤑🧐😏
Me: no😐
Steve: sbuubsbuwhu😒
Me: anyways *tries to suck my friends fingers*
Her: wtf 😃
Me:steVE YOU LYING ASS BITCH-
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Things I've heard in public school
Humoryeah **Edit** thank you guys for over 2k reads! Edit2: THANKS FOR 3K HOLY BALLS (Dec 31 2021)
