Our teacher: okay you little shits read quietly.
Kid next to me: *throws his book mark out of his book for whatever reason**
Bookmark: gay *lands on my Chromebook*
Me: *slides it back over silently because I am disappointed for no reason*
Kid: read the other side
Bookmark: why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Incase he got a hole in one.
Me: *disappoinment **increase** *
YOU ARE READING
Things I've heard in public school
Humoryeah **Edit** thank you guys for over 2k reads! Edit2: THANKS FOR 3K HOLY BALLS (Dec 31 2021)
