Things I've heard in public school

#45

kid: ok bye ms ornofvnfvoe

kid: efvuiufsui i just left her room without asking-

us: *quiet because our sub just sent two kids to the office and one of them fake cried because the sub told us to be quiet*

him: :0 the last time i was in here it was loud-

us: we kno- 

sub: shush

also sub: *interrogates him about getting the water*

and i just heard one kid say: waterbottle:D!

then i heard a thump and "oW-"