((for context this a Christian church summer school thing))
Me: *has a little kid sitting on my lap*
Teacher: ok so make 3s with your hand and put it on your eyes and you can see Jesus (I think what he actually said was something like "blessed are the blind for they will see Jesus" or something like that idk)
Kid: *finally does it after refusing to do it* I don't see Jesus:(
Kid: *10 minutes or so later* *does the thing and looks at the other helper next to me* Jesus is behind you
Me: *laughing but quiet*
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Things I've heard in public school
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