The Owl House, Broken Hearts, Shattered Bones

Stranger Body

"What the hell, why's my chest so... heavy?" I look over at my pale, white, hands, and took a moment to look at my voluptuous hips. So this is how it feels to be body swapped. I took a look at my... Assets. I look over at my body, which a certain someone took over. "Why does your body hate you sooo much, Korril? Are you drunk or hungover?" Emira moaned. Bitch, what do you think?

I look both my hands and started feeling every part of Em's body, "Oh, Boy" I said in discomfort, I haven't been sober in a while, "This can't be good." said Edric. "Look, I know body swapping is illegal, but I'll let this one slide." said by the Emperor's Guard, "Since you didn't rat out my 'secret' to the Coven that I've been sneaking booze inside the job." he added, "Well, it wouldn't be a secret now since you told us in public, would it? Besides, I'm not a snitch." I reassured the bulky enforcer.

Now, back to Em and Korril arguing. "Why does your body feel so.... Weird?" I questioned Emira's physique, "Why does your bodu feel like it's punching itself every second?" Obviously, she questioned my habit of drinking, "Bitch, I only had 3 bottles before the job" I gave out a stern answer, "Ehem, five, he had five. Ehe-ehem." The EC guard murmured, "Oh, shut it, both of you?" I gave out an order, "You're not the boss of us." Edric gave out a rebellious response, while Emira was clearly loosing it in my body.

"Tough words for someone in pegging distance." I sexually threatened the green haired witch, "What!?" All three of them gave out an OnO face, "It's weird that you've said it in my sister's body, it's even weird that you're probably drunk." Edric said in a confused tone, "My body.... Is sober, Ed... I-I'm cle-clean." Emira stuttered from the alcohol content I digested in my body.

"I'm compensating for the amount of alcohol that's on my body, I hope you're body xan handle my alcohol consumption, and while I'm at it, I don't want to revert back to my own body, sober." I said as I looked at my body who was being manned by my wobbling reject, "Oh my Ti-Titan, why?" Emira belched, "It helps me think straight" I gave a straight answer (And it numbs the pain).

"Uhm, remember the bet?" Edric took over her drunk sister, "If we win, you'll be our little puppet boy." he reassured me, "And if I win, I'll be watching you, if you so much as skip classes, I will flail you from down under." I said in a grinning, and intimidating tone. "W-wait, who de-d-drinks at 4 in the afternoon?" Emira asked, "I do, now get going Captain, Sergeant, don't let anyone be suspicious about our little bet, you're discharge." I gave the EC guard an order, which he agreed.

"W-Wait, Captain? You're an officer?" Emira asked, "Yes, and don't do anything to ruin that reputation, or I'll ruin yours." After confirming my rank, I can clearly see an evil grin slipped on the Twins faces. "Oh no, you don't, I'm stuck on your body, Em, if you so much as make a fool out of me, I'll strip naked and fuck every one who's watching." I threatened to tarnish Em's reputation, "Hold on, don't go around making a slut out of me." the Blight girl who was trap on my body, now being serious about this challenge, "Coming from a girl who gets off from sucking his owm brother." I let out an old joke around school.

"Alright, coming from someone who uses a bottle as a dildo, we're set even." we spent the next few hours arguing and roasting eachother, eventually, we did nothing but mess with each others stuff.

"Emira! Stop!" I yelled as she used my staff and cast a huge fire spell. "I've never had my own Palisman yet, I think I might get used to this." she said as she tried flying, and with her twin behind her. They took off in the streets.

I followed them on foot, I then followed the path of destruction, knowing it was them who caused it, until I heard an explosion on the distance," Oh boy, I hope that's far away town." I said and hoped to myself. I followed the trail of broken stands, angry citizens and broken glass.

I saw a meteor that hit the ground, which resulted a crater that marked this aisle. She figured out how to use my secret spell, this will defenitely be coming out my pay check.

Emira and Edric were dumbfounded, and were amazed, "Woah!" both of them exclaimed, while they were still riding my Palisman. "Korril is crazy powerful." Emira said in amazement, "Yeah, was he planning on hiding this from us?" Edric followed, "YOU FUCKING MORONS!" I yelled at them, "Oh, Korril, there you are, we didn't think you'd actually be this powerful, so we tried out some of your spells and..." Before she could finish that sentence, I snatched my staff from their butts mid air, causing them to fall.

"Ow! Anyway, I didn't expect someone from the Bard track to be this much skilled in magic." Edric said in an amused look, "Were you going to hide this from us?" Emira questioned me, I scratched my eyelids, while carrying my staff, "Look, a couple of members from the Emperor's Coven, and the Coven Leader know about my secret, so, please, don't get used to it."

"You know what this means right?" Edric signal her sister if she, or he, was thinking the same thing, "Oh, I know exactly what you're thinking." Emira claimed about the same idea her brother has. "No, no, we are going to switch back bodies, for fuck sakes, Em, I have Tits, TITS!" (I also touched them for curiosity).

After that discussion, I raised my Palisman to the sky and casted a powerful spell to switch back to our original bodies, "BODY SWAP" my staff twirled around the sky and a red light emitted towards me and Em. After a fee seconds, I finally felt dizzy, which means I'm back to my old body.
"Finally, that feels so much better." Emira sighed in relief.

"Look, it's late in the afternoon, I could give a damn about my job, or being in the Emperor's Coven, so, the least I can do is give you a lift home, so I can grab a drink." I gave them a suggestion, and my ammendments, "It's the least I can do." I added, "So, no one wins the bet?" Emira asked, "No." Just no, "I could go for a drink." Emira said, "Eh, I'll come and babysit." Edric suggested, "Oh, shut up." Emira jabbed Edric in his chest.

So I took them to a brothel on the least suspicious parts of the night market, I forged them fake ID's so they could get in, I also changed into my regular attire which was a dark tunic robe, since thus was the wrong side of town.

We had a few drinks, trying not to reminisce about the incident, I only had like 2 bottles in, while Em was drunk from one potion bottle of Grugg Martini, "Geez, you only had one bottle." I said to a now drunken Emira, "Yeah, well, your ass got rejected." She proceeded to poke fun of me, "Come on, Em, don't do himike that, you're drunk." Ed tried to comfort her sister, "Nah, she's right, help me carry her to my place." I told Edric.

We took Emira to my place to sober up, it would've been more comfortable if his sister wasn't making fun of me on tbe way there, Edric had to leave because he needed to pick up Amity, it's only 6pm, "Well, I guess it's just your drunk ass, and me now." I said to a drunken Emira lying in my bed, she stood up and continued making fun, and roasting me, "Ya know why- hic- I rejected you, Korril." She said, *Laughs* "No, why?" I decided to go along with her dunk ass, "Because, I'm a -hic- Blight, and *belches* you're a pussy ass, teachers pet.", *sigh* "I knew you'd say that" (Come on Ed, when are you coming back?)

"Still -hic-, did you have to act like that?" Emira asked about my previous actions, "You don't know me, and I don't know you, leave me to my own mistakes, Em." I looked away as I contemplate about my actions, "Phew, is it hot in here, hold on." Emira said, I then heard clothing being removed, so I turned back to her and saw her bra and the rest of her middle portion.

She kicked me in tge face and said to turn around, "Ow! Why are you doing that here?" I worriedly asked, "Because it's hot, also, turn around.", she responded, "Emira, What The fu-Huu!?" I said standing up and stumbling on an empty bottle, I opened my eyes and I was on top of Emira, she was half naked, now, both of us drank a bit too much, but we're still aware of the situation, I was blushing, but Em wasn't making the situation more comfortable.

"Oh, my, Korril, I didn't know this is what ya wanted all along?" She said laughing and grinning, "Oh, shut the fuck up, slut." I said, not getting out that situation, "Oh, how painful, why don't ya call me something more original next time?" she said, not even the slightest bit embarrassed.

(Oh shit) Emira noticed the bulge between my legs, "Been holdin' it in, Captain K? I bet ya can't even...." I cut her off, "Can't even what?" I added, "Can't even use that properly." She said smirking.

"Oooohhhh, Try your hardest, petite witching~"

(Hey guys, sorry for the late upload, next chspter will be lemons, so yeah.)