My name is Dil Howlter: A Phan Story (CURRENTLY NOT BEING UPDATED)

The English Tutor.

Talia was more than Dan and Phil could have hoped for. On her first day of being recruited, she arrived with every form identification and qualification that you could possibly ask for. During their first lesson, Dil found himself starstruck by Talia's, or Miss McGregor's knowledge and appearance, not wanting his English lesson to end. Dan and Phil watched proudly as Dil tried to pronounce simple things like letters and sounds.

"Talia really has been doing a magnificent job." stated Phil happily.

"I know, I never thought Dil would pick things up this easily." Dan whispered in return.

Deciding to leave the two to peace, Dan wandered back into his bedroom and opened up his laptop. Clicking on his Twitter tab, he scrolled through his mentions lazily, before he decided to tweet something. Tweets may seem like nothing special, but it was quite funny watching everyone freak out when he replied to them.

He pondered about with ideas for a moment, before shamelessly self-promoting and tweeting that new merch would be getting released soon. Dan and Phil were planning some Dil merch, in order to promote Sims 4, which was a pretty sly way to get sponsored.

Phil, however, was on Tumblr. He was looking for ideas for Dil's bedroom, as he'd be staying quite permanently and couldn't keep sleeping on the couch. Luckily, Dil had the same interests as him, along with a very weird squid obsession, so he wasn't struggling very much. He'd been considering getting Dil a laptop, for his gaming needs, but he wasn't sure as Dil would then have internet access which could affect him quite a great deal. Perhaps he could get a 3ds or something instead?

Phil mumbled to himself about how he would get Dan to call Troy later(he wasn't very comfortable talking to him as he found Troy to be quite intimidating). He just seemed to be too professional, and Phil felt very anxious when he was around.

~~~~~~

"Hello Dil, I'm Talia. Can you say that? Ta-lee-ah."

"Talia?"

"Yes, Talia. Well done!"

Dil gave a big smile of pride, very happy with the fact that he could already say his tutor's name. She was very attractive and very smart, so he wanted to please her with his learning.

Talia set up a whiteboard, and Dil was a little confused at first. She then began drawing little people, waving at each other. She then wrote the word "Hello."

"Dil, when you see people," Talia pointed at the board,"you should say this word: hello. You try!"

"Hello?"

"Yes! Hello! Wow, you're picking this up so quickly!"

Dil didn't really understand this, but when Talia flashed him yet another happy grin he took at as something to be happy about and smiled back. Miss McGregor being happy made him happy.