Step 1: The main character should always be named Jordie. Anything else is wrong.
Step 2: There should be one chapter, and one chapter only.
Step 3: If Jordie doesn't create a large explosion in a fiery ball of light and heat, ending the Wattpad reign of Harry Styles fanfiction, then you have failed.
The End
Wattpad seems to think that I want to read a 1D fanfiction. I don't. Wattpad knows my gender, so it automatically thinks I want to read about Harry Styles (which would be wrong).
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What Not To Do in Your Fanfictions
RandomWow, look at this! Don't you hate it when your title is equivalent to your description? Because I do too. It's slightly unprofessional, just like all the other things I rant about in this book... -- PLEASE NOTE: (as of 2019) I was much younger when...
