Dirty pick up lines he says to you

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Jim
"Your just like my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

Harvey
"Do you live on a chicken farm? Cos you sure know how to raise a cock"

Jerome
"I'm no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight"

Oswald
"Your legs are like an Oreo- I wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle"

Zsasz
"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for diner between the holidays?"

Ed
"Your so hot my zipper is falling for you"

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