The World Revolves Around The Moon (Fred and George)

THEREFORE I AM - BILLIE EILISH

I'm not your friend or anything, damn.

You think that you're the man.

I think, therefore, I am.

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The weather began to warm during their 5th year at Hogwarts, leaving behind another Christmas and 2 visits from Sirius Black. As I'm sure you can imagine, it hasn't been going very well for Eris. But, the Weasley twins decided that they needed some spotlight at the moment, so here they are.

"I can't believe he lost it!" Fred sighed as he collapsed onto a gryffindor bench in the Great Hall. Eris and Atlas were already there, but few gryffindors minded. Those who did would have to hear from Fred and George, and no one wanted that.

"Who did?" Eris chirped in.

"Lost what?" Atlas continued.

"Harry Potter," George explained.

"Well that's your first problem, he's a magnet for problems," Eris laughed.

"What'd you give to him anyways?" Atlas asked George, who looked just as annoyed as his brother, but a bit more tired.

"He lost the bloody M-" George was about to tell them, but they were interrupted by everyone's favorite slytherin.

"Eris," He stated plainly shooting death glares at Fred and George.

"Pussy!" Fred smiled at him.

"Long time, no see my friend," George laughed, getting up and throwing an arm around the clearly annoyed Adrian.

"Here to steal our friend, are you?" Fred tilted his head at him.

Adrian rolled his eyes, "she's my girlfriend, think I have more right to her then you do, Weasley," he snarled at Fred.

"Well she is a person," Atlas interjected, "why don't you ask her?"

"Thank you, Atlas," Adrian smiled at her.

"I'm not trying to help you, don't get it twisted," Atlas scoffed and turned back to the food she was eating.

Adrian was taken aback by her comment, but persisted, "Eris, come sit at the slytherin table with me. Trying to rescue you from these blood traitors, here."

"You'd better watch your mouth, Pucey," George scoffed, "don't think you want to know where it'll end up."

Adrian smirked at him, but didn't say anything else. He looked again to Eris, "let's go."

Eris, who hadn't said anything since Adrian got there, silently stood up and made her way to the slytherin table, accompanied by Adrian who winked back at the trio as they left.

"How much longer is she going to let this keep happening?" Fred spoke quietly, "let's be real here, she looks miserable when they're together."

"Believe me Freddie I've been trying to talk her into breaking up with him but she won't budge," Atlas pinched the bridge of her nose, "it's like she's under a bloody love potion."

"Is there any chance-" George began.

"That was a joke," Atlas assured him, "I wouldn't put it past Adrian, but he isn't smart enough to know how to make something like Amortentia."

"Right..." George nodded.

"So what did you two gits give to Harry Potter?"

"The bloody map," Fred told her, letting his head fall to the table.