THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!

Stupid-But Funny Science Jokes and Pick-up Lines

1.Im reading a book about anti gravity, I can't put it down.

2.An electron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies "For you, no charge".

3. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh no I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

4. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

5. Hey girl you must be missing an electron because I've got my ion you.

6. Our love is like diving by zero... you can't define it.

7. Nerds be like: I'll treat you like my homework- I'll slam you down on the table and do you all night long.