THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!

Tips of advice

#1 - To get your coffee to a more comfortable temperature pour all of hot coffee into mouth and gurgle.

#2 - Always run around lions with raw meat to show your love of animals.

#3 - Make sure to always hit hornets nest as hard as possible, they appreciate being shook up.

#4 - Stop signs and speed limits are always optional.

#5 - Talking about bombs around police men is always a great topic.

#6 - Fire is always funner when you play with it.

#7 - Put a dollar sign somewhere in your name,begin singing,become famous.

#8 - Lick all metal poles during the winter season. That's when they're tastiest.

#9 - To make quick cash set up a lemonade stand some where busy, perhaps a highway ?

#10 - If you spill something on your phone or laptop microwave it to dry it out.