THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!

Keeping His Promise

A dying man gives each of his friends- a lawyer, doctor, and a clergy man- an envelope containing $25,000 to be placed in his casket when he dies.

A week later the man dies and the friends go to his funeral. Several months later the clergy man admits he only put $10,000 in and sent the rest to Africa. The doctor confesses he only put in $8,000 because he donated the rest to medical charity.

Outraged the lawyer says, " I am the only person who kept their promise! I want you both to know I placed the envelope in the coffin and that envelope contained my own personal check for $25,000"

~*~*~*

He won't ever be able to cash the check, get it?!