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Grumpy Cat Quotes

1.) I had fun once, it was awful.

2.) I liked titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.

3.) Zombies eat brains, don't worry most of you have nothing to worry about. (My favorite)

4.) I love math! It makes people cry!

5.) Like a good neighbor stay over there.

6.) Free hugs? Go hug a cactus.

7.) Oh it's my turn to say what I'm thankful for: Pass.

8.) My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

9.) Unless life gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.

10.) If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day just remember: Nobody likes you any other day of the year either.

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