THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!

Alphabet

"Go home and learn the first for letters of the alphabet"

Little boys goes to sister who's doing homework.

"What's the first four letters of the alphabet?"

"Go away you stupid idiot !"

The little boy goes to his brother and ask," Whats the second letter of the alphabet ?"

"Dunahdunahdunahdunah Batman !"

Goes it dad.

"What's the third letter of the alphabet ?"

"23 hit it hard!"

Goes to mom who is baking.

"What's the fourth letter of the alphabet ?"

"My buns our burning , my buns are burning !"

*school the next day *

" What's the first letter if the alphabet ?"

"Shut up you stupid idiot !"

"Who do you think you are?!"

"Dunahdunahdunahdunah Batman !"

"How many times should I spank you?"

"23 hit it hard!"

*spanks*

"How do you feel now?"

"My buns are burning ,my buns are burning !"