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Contest Results

In fifth place we have: TigerFire0321 with," Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair..."

In fourth place we have: slamdunkedturtle with," there were two guys named Nobody and Stupid. Nobody fell out of a window so stupid called the police.
Stupid: Nobody fell out of a window!
Policeman: Are you stupid!?
Stupid: Yes. "

In third place we have: I_Read_Fadedlines with," The moment your invited to go somewhere and you have nothing to wear.

That's it! I'm not going!"

In second place we have: Totally_Mad with," a rope walks into a bar and orders a drink but the bartender said,' We dun allow ropes in here' so the ropes walks out, ties itself into a knot, and rubs itself against the wall. Then it walks back in and the bartender says,' Aren't you the rope I just told to leave?' and the rope replies ' Sorry, I'm a frayed not'"

And it first place we have: hedgi3fangirl with," Lost Dog [picture of dogs face] 3 ears, blind in one eye, missing right ear, recently castrated...

Answers to the name of "Lucky""

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