1. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue Paint
2. Could you call me a taxi?
You're a taxi3. My friend has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
4. What's orange and looks like a parrot? A carrot
5. For anyone who thinks a women's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
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Ya sorry those are pretty stupid, but anyways, a lot of chapters ago there was this chapter that was talking about the joke contest.That was last year.
I've got a lot more readers now and I've gotten a lot of jokes for that contest. I'm going to start a new contest that starts today (July 8,2015) and runs through August 5, 2015.
PM me your jokes, no late entries, and let the best joke finder/creator win!
YOU ARE READING
THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!
RandomA book full of super hilarious jokes not the boring ones. Hopefully to make your day so filled with laughter. ENJOY !