Two sisters decide to take over the family ranch. They're faced with the bank who's going to take the ranch away. They only have $600 left so the brunette goes to buy the bull. She tells her sister she'll send her a message to come pick up the bull.
When the brunette gets there the seller tells her he'll sell the bull for $599 no less. The brunette buys the bull and goes to send her sister a telegram.
"Tell my sister to come pick up the bull."
"It's 99 cents a word."
With only one dollar left the the brunette tells her to put the word," Comfortable"
"How would she know to come pick up the bull?"
"She's a blonde she'll read it slowly."
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Com for ta ble
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